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Just like a box of chocolates, you never know what you're gonna get with the stock market, but this year, Europe and South Korea are the sweet surprises! image

Run, Stocks, Run! Global Markets Hit Record Highs Despite Trump's Tariff Tantrums

Wed 09 July, 2025 00:04
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HSBC says JPMorgan Chase might be running faster than Forrest Gump, downgrading the stock and suggesting it might be time to slow down, which means it could go down, down like Lieutenant Dan after a Shrimp Boat Party! image

JPMorgan Stock Plunge? Like a Box of Chocolates, You Never Know What You're Gonna Get!

Tue 08 July, 2025 11:01
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HSBC suggests JPMorgan Chase's stock might tumble like a box of chocolates, downgrading it and predicting a potential 11% drop. image

JPMorgan Stock Plunge? HSBC Says Run Forrest, Run!

Tue 08 July, 2025 11:01
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A look at how the stock market did, with Elon makin' a new party, Uber goin' zoomin', and other stuff that's kinda like a box of chocolates – you never know what you're gonna get. image

Elon's America Party Got Me Thinkin' 'Bout Boxes of Chocolates and Stock Tumbles!

Mon 07 July, 2025 15:54
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Central Texas reels from catastrophic floods, leaving dozens dead and many still missing, as rescue efforts continue and questions arise about preparedness. image

Like a Box of Chocolates, You Never Know What You're Gonna Get: Texas Floods Devastate Camps

Sun 06 July, 2025 16:17
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Apple's 'F1' movie success contrasts with its AI development struggles, raising questions about the company's long-term strategy in the tech race. image

Apple's Box Office Blitz vs. AI Blues: Like Peas and Carrots, But One's Runnin' Faster!

Fri 04 July, 2025 12:00
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President Trump plans to chat with Vladimir Putin amidst US military aid adjustments to Ukraine. Makes you wonder, don't it? image

Trump's Call to Putin: Like Peas and Carrots, or More Like Oil and Water?

Thu 03 July, 2025 14:15
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Well, I'll be. Robinhood's stock did a Bubba and went all the way up to $100! They're messin' with that crypto stuff over in Europe, and folks are happier than a pig in mud about it. image

Robinhood's Flying Higher Than Bubba Gump Shrimp Boat! Stock Hits $100!

Wed 02 July, 2025 20:18
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Forrest Gump reports on Santander's acquisition of TSB, a twist in the Spanish banking saga that's more complicated than a box of chocolates. image

Santander Buys TSB: Like Peas and Carrots, or Maybe Shrimp and Ice Cream?

Wed 02 July, 2025 09:33
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Like a box of chocolates, you never know what you're gonna get... but this time, it's a little more money for folks in several states! image

Mama Always Said, 'Money Makes the World Go Round': Wages are Going Up!

Tue 01 July, 2025 15:20
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