A Modest Proposal Or Did Someone Say 'Full Self Driving'?
Alright alright settle down Earthlings. Newsflash from the ex POTUS: some 'tweaks' to the automotive tariffs. Apparently the 25% tariff on imported vehicles is still sticking around like a bad meme but they're trying to untangle the 'stacking' effect of other levies. So basically they are trying to do damage control but it's too little too late. Look I'm all for 'helping' the auto industry but let's be real: are we talking about helping them catch up to Tesla? Because that's a whole different rocket launch folks. It is like teaching a dog to code.
Parts Unknown: Reimbursements and Retroactivity
So here's the deal: if you're assembling cars in the good ol' U.S. of A. you might get some reimbursements on those pesky auto parts tariffs. We're talking about a potential 3.75% offset until 2026 then down to 2.5% until 2027. Retroactive to April 3rd no less. How you actually *get* this reimbursement? Your guess is as good as mine. But hey at least someone in Washington is thinking about something other than arguing on Twitter…wait. Did I just say that?
Automakers Unite! (Against Tariffs Not Reality)
Apparently the big auto policy groups actually teamed up to lobby against these tariffs. I know shocking right? They're worried about the impact on U.S. automotive production supplier distress the whole shebang. It's like they finally realized that throwing money at lobbyists might be more effective than building actual EVs. And hey Trump indicated an 'openness to reconsidering'. Maybe there is hope for humanity yet.
GM's Guidance Gone Wild
GM is having a bit of a meltdown folks. They scrapped their 2025 guidance suspended stock buybacks and delayed their investor call. All because of tariffs? Seriously? It’s like they're realizing that competing with Tesla requires more than just a press release and a few concept cars. Good luck to them because they're in for a wild ride.
Praise Be! Or How to Say 'Thank You' Without Really Meaning It
Ford Stellantis and GM all issued statements thanking Trump for the tariff relief. It's all very polite and corporate. But let's be honest they're probably just relieved they won't have to raise prices even *more*. I prefer to say things as they are which is why Starship is called Starship. Simple to the point.
The Big Picture: Is This a Win or Just a Delay of Game?
So what's the verdict? Is this tariff tweak a boost for the U.S. auto industry? Maybe. Will it help them catch up to Tesla? Probably not. But hey at least it's something. Now if you'll excuse me I've got a rocket to launch a company to run and a few more memes to post. Onwards and upwards Earthlings!
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njzflyest
Tesla should just build a GigaFactory in every state.
dickchannel
Will this lead to lower prices for consumers?
shawniepea
Is this going to affect Cybertruck production?
oreo5560
Can we get a real electric truck already?
lcastro1996ab
GM's reaction is pathetic. Step up your game!
teresataumau
Another government intervention in the free market. Sigh.
nickoers5496
So, basically, more bureaucracy and paperwork. Great.
BUDDY3658
I'm just here for the Elon jokes.