Aw, Phooey! Wall Street's Having a Meltdown Over This New York Mayoral Candidate!

Whatcha Doin' Wall Street?

Aw phooey! It seems like all the big shots on Wall Street are in a flap! This Mamdani fella a democratic socialist won the primary and now they're all quacking about tax hikes and tighter rules! They're sayin' it's gonna be a 'disaster'. A DISASTER! Can you believe it? Reminds me of the time Huey Dewey and Louie tried to 'help' me with my taxes. Total disaster I tell ya!

Run For the Hills!

This Laffont guy from some fancy hedge fund Coatue Management said folks might just pack their bags and head south like when I try to escape Daisy's cooking! He's worried about folks leaving for states with less taxes. Sounds like they're all gonna pull a 'vanishing act'! Maybe they should just try disguises like when I tried to sneak into that picnic disguised as a tree... didn't work so well.

Socialism? Oh Boy Oh Boy Oh Boy!

This Mamdani character is all about socialism and spreading the wealth around. Wall Street's not too keen on that preferrin' the 'every duck for himself' kind of thing. They want low taxes and no rules so they can keep swimmin' in gold coins. He's talkin' 'bout taxing the rich and the dividends! Sounds like someone's been readin' Scrooge McDuck's tax returns!

A 'Bit Depressed' Big Shot

Even Bill Ackman some hedge fund honcho woke up 'depressed' after Mamdani's win. Depressed! I get depressed when I burn my waffles but this is serious stuff apparently. Now he's lookin' for someone else to run against him. It's like when I tried to get Gladstone Gander to run against me for the Woodchuck picnic games only HE actually wanted to win!

Suicide By Mayor? Yikes!

This Jim Bianco fella even said New York City is electin' to 'commit suicide by Mayor'! That's a bit dramatic even for me and I've had some pretty dramatic pancake mishaps! The stock market's already gettin' the jitters. Real estate stocks are droppin' faster than my temper when I stub my toe!

'Terror is the Feeling' Quack!

Kathryn Wylde from some CEO group is even saying 'Terror is the feeling'! Goodness gracious! Sounds like she's seen my golf swing! She's worried about the high cost of everything but wants the government to fix the city! Looks like everyone needs to take a breather and find a good deal like when I try to find a cheap fish market!