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That Wall Street fella Jim Cramer's squawking about Carvana, the online car place. Says it's good, but hold onto your hats, folks, 'cause it's gonna be bumpy! image

Aw, Phooey! Cramer Says Carvana's the Real Deal, But Get Ready for a Wild Ride!

Tue 08 July, 2025 22:32
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Despite new tariffs on 14 trading partners, global markets remain surprisingly calm, leading some to believe Trump might 'chicken out'. image

Aw, Phooey! Trump's Tariff Tango Leaves Markets Shrugging Like Huey, Dewey, and Louie!

Tue 08 July, 2025 11:26
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Young tennis star Ben Shelton uses on-court plea to extend his sister's Wimbledon visit, proving even investment bankers can't resist a bit of ducky charm! image

Aw, Phooey! Ben Shelton Convinces Sister's Boss to Extend Wimbledon Stay!

Sun 06 July, 2025 15:53
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Donald Duck reports on the looming trade war between the U.S. and EU as tariff deadlines approach, leaving experts skeptical and this duck downright worried! image

Aw, Phooey! Uncle Sam and Europe Playin' Tariff Tag! Will They Ever Agree?

Fri 04 July, 2025 11:53
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Donald Duck reports on the controversial megabill's bumpy journey through Congress, filled with late-night deals, Republican squabbles, and Democratic dismay. Is this the bill that'll make us rich... or just give us the blues? image

Aw, Phooey! Trump's 'Big, Beautiful' Bill Barely Passes! What's the Dealio?!

Thu 03 July, 2025 13:17
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Donald Duck reports on how Trump's immigration policies and economic anxieties are causing a dip in Constellation Brands' beer sales, leaving Latinos and others worried about their wallets. image

Aw, Phooey! Trump's Deportations Got My Favorite Brew Sales Sinking Faster Than the Titanic!

Wed 02 July, 2025 20:21
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Donald Duck reports on how the U.K.'s heatwave caused a dip in sales for Greggs, the famous bakery chain. Looks like even sausage rolls can't beat the heat! image

Aw, Phooey! Hot Weather Makes Greggs Go Belly Up!

Wed 02 July, 2025 09:09
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Donald Duck reports on the surprisingly buoyant Latin American stock market, where gains are outpacing the S&P 500, thanks to rising currency reserves, cheap valuations and a bit of luck! image

Aw, Phooey! Latin America Stocks are Swimming in Gold! What's a Duck to Do?

Tue 01 July, 2025 16:02
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Dakota Peters turned a hobby into a million-dollar business selling sports cards on Whatnot. Now that's what I call a lucky duck! image

Aw, Phooey! From Sneakers to Sports Cards: This Gal's Raking in the Dough!

Mon 30 June, 2025 20:33
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Nebraska Republican Don Bacon's retirement throws open the door for a potential Democratic takeover of his House seat. Looks like someone couldn't take the heat! image

Aw, Phooey! Congressman Bacon Flies the Coop!

Sat 28 June, 2025 15:50
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