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President Trump's revived travel ban policy is causing a stir! Banning entry from a dozen countries and adding restrictions to several others. What's a duck to do? image

Aw, Phooey! Trump's Travel Ban is Back! What in the World?!

Thu 05 June, 2025 00:06
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Roark Capital snatches a big ol' bite of Dave's Hot Chicken, and this duck's gotta tell ya all about it! Millionaires are being made, and chicken's flying off the fryer! image

Hot Dang! Dave's Hot Chicken Gets Gobbled Up!

Mon 02 June, 2025 18:14
2 minutes to read

Donald Duck reports on the wild ups and downs of the stock market, from Tesla's European woes to steel tariff triumphs, with a healthy dose of satire and fowl frustration. image

Aw, Phooey! Tesla Tanks, Steel Soars, and I'm Still Broke!

Mon 02 June, 2025 16:46
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Donald Duck reports on the bewildering news of Donald Trump's meme token team partnering with Magic Eden to launch a $TRUMP-branded cryptocurrency wallet, while Eric Trump claims to know nothin'! image

Aw, Phooey! Trump Gets a Crypto Wallet? What in the Donald Duck is Goin' On?!

Tue 03 June, 2025 22:32
2 minutes to read

Donald Duck reports on how new tariffs could cost Gap hundreds of millions, sending shares tumbling, but the company is trying to adjust its sails and stay afloat. image

Aw, Phooey! Tariffs Trigger Tailspin at Gap!

Thu 29 May, 2025 20:20
2 minutes to read

Donald Duck reports on the surprising alliance between United Airlines and JetBlue, bringing new opportunities, but also raising a few feathers. image

What in the World! United and JetBlue? A Duck's Eye View of this Feathered Partnership!

Thu 29 May, 2025 12:19
2 minutes to read

Donald Duck reports on the White House's order to halt chip software sales to China, causing Cadence and Synopsys stock to take a nosedive! What a quack-up! image

Aw, Phooey! China Chip Ban Sends Stocks Plunging Faster Than Me in a Waterfall!

Wed 28 May, 2025 21:33
2 minutes to read

Donald Duck reports on Adobe's stock surge, driven by AI and strong financials, and details a strategy to capitalize on the upside using put options. Oh boy, oh boy! image

Adobe's Stock Soars! I'm Selling Puts, What's Next?! WAK!

Wed 28 May, 2025 15:17
3 minutes to read

That billionaire's rocket went boom-boom! Will they ever reach Mars? Or just reach for more government money? image

Aw, Phooey! SpaceX's Starship Goes Kablooey… Again!

Wed 28 May, 2025 05:15
3 minutes to read

Donald Duck reports on SpaceX's latest explosive test flight, where Starship suffered another setback, leaving this duck saying 'What's the big idea?!' image

Aw, Phooey! SpaceX's Starship Goes BOOM... Again!

Wed 28 May, 2025 05:15
2 minutes to read