Aw, Phooey! Kyiv Under Attack! Another Fine Mess!

Bombs Away Oh Boy Oh Boy!

Aw phooey! This is Donald Duck reporting and let me tell ya things are gettin' hotter than chili on a summer day! Russia launched a whole flock of drones and ballistic missiles at Kyiv last night! Can you believe it? It's like they're playing a real life game of 'Duck and Cover,' and nobody's winnin'!

Zelenskyy's Feathers Ruffled!

President Zelenskyy is not a happy camper oh no no no! He called it a 'tough night' and is quacking for more sanctions against Moscow. He wants to bring 'em to the table for a ceasefire but Russia's being about as cooperative as a stubborn mule eh!

Kaboom! And Apartment Blues!

Reuters saw and heard the whole shebang! Drones buzzin' around like angry bees explosions shakin' the ground and anti aircraft guns goin' 'bang bang bang!' Some apartment buildings got clobbered and fifteen folks got hurt including two little ducklings! It's a real mess I tell ya!

Trump's Talkin' But Is Anyone Listenin'?

Now President Trump's got his own ideas. He wants Russia and Ukraine to sit down and talk it over. But he's not keen on those new European sanctions. Halyna Tatarchuk a 63 year old pensioner nearly got her tail feathers singed when a drone hit her building. She asks "What's he doing? Can he really not see this?"

Tit For Tat Trouble!

Apparently Ukraine’s been sendin' some drone presents of their own to Russia including Moscow! Sergei Lavrov vowed to retaliate and boy oh boy did he ever! But get this just hours before the attack they swapped prisoners! What in the world is goin' on here?

Peace? What Peace?

Ukrainian Foreign Minister Andrii Sybiha says Russia hasn't sent its 'peace memorandum,' and instead they're sendin' deadly drones! Zelenskyy's sayin' that Russia is the obstacle to peace. So what do I think? Aw phooey! This whole situation is makin' my head spin! As for me I'm gonna go find a nice quiet pond far far away from all this hullabaloo! Gotta stay safe you know? Quack quack quack!