Aw, Phooey! Elon Musk Sticks with Tesla Like Glue (or Maybe Gum?)!

Five More Years?! Oh Boy Oh Boy!

Aw phooey! This just in! That big shot Elon Musk the guy who's always blastin' off rockets and tweetin' up a storm says he's gonna stick around at Tesla for another five years! Five whole years! Can you believe it? What a character! He told some folks at the Qatar Economic Forum in Doha "Yes no doubt about that at all!" Sounds pretty certain doesn't it? I hope he knows what he's doing!

Investors Getting the Donald Duck Treatment

Some folks with money the investors have been quackin' about whether Musk is really committed to Tesla. He's been givin' advice to some president fella and spendin' time on other stuff. But Musk says it's all about maintainin' control. "It's not a money thing," he squawks. "It's a reasonable control thing over the future of the company." Sounds like he wants to be top duck and who can blame him?

Tesla Shares Do the Happy Dance!

Despite all the hullabaloo Tesla's shares did a little jig after the news broke! They went up about 1%! Not bad eh? But they're still down for the year so maybe it wasn't such a happy dance after all. More like a little shuffle. I know all about the shuffles especially when it's my turn to pay the bills!

Politics? Bah Humbug!

Seems like Musk's been gettin' some flak for gettin' all mixed up in politics. Folks have been protesting at Tesla places and it ain't been pretty. Musk says he takes it personally. Who wouldn't? Nobody likes getting a hard time especially when they're just trying to run a company! He says he's gonna spend less on politics in the future. Good idea if you ask me. Stick to cars rockets and uh… whatever else he's up to!

Starlink to Shine Bright?

And get this! That satellite internet thingy Starlink might become its own company someday! Owned by SpaceX but Musk thinks it could go public. More companies more problems right? It's enough to make a duck dizzy! I hope he's got his act together!

Doha! Doha! Doha!

Just a little update folks that Qatar Economic Forum was in Doha not… wherever the heck it was before. Guess somebody goofed up! It's always somethin' ain't it? I swear sometimes it feels like I'm the only one who can get things right around here! But hey at least Musk is stickin' with Tesla for five more years! Aw phooey this is gonna be interesting!