Aw, Phooey! El Salvador Says No Way to US Deportee Return! What a Quack!

What in Tarnation?!

Aw phooey! It's me Donald Duck reporting live from my lily pad – or well kinda live. This whole situation's got me quacking up a storm! So get this: El Salvador's President Nayib Bukele he's sayin' NO WAY to sendin' back this fella Kilmar Abrego Garcia even though the U.S. Supreme Court's got its feathers ruffled about it! Can you believe the nerve?! He said and I quote: 'How can I smuggle a terrorist into the United States?' He's got more sass than Daisy after I 'accidentally' ate her entire chocolate cake!

Trump Gets Quacking Mad!

And you won't BELIEVE who was there when the question was asked?! It was the BIG BOSS himself Donald Trump! Talk about a 'knothead'! He looks like he agreed with Bukele though. Apparently this Abrego Garcia guy got booted outta the US by accident but now the government's sayin' it ain't their problem to bring him back? It's like tryin' to teach Huey Dewey and Louie to share their toys – a real headache I tell ya!

Judge Judy... I Mean Xinis to the Rescue?

So this Judge Paula Xinis she's not havin' any of it! She's tellin' the Trump folks to give her daily updates on gettin' Abrego Garcia back. But Bukele? He's diggin' in his heels sayin' he's not gonna release any 'terrorists' into his country. 'Oh boy oh boy oh boy!' This is gettin' messier than my houseboat after a hurricane!

The Media's a Bunch of 'Sick People'?

Then Trump gets all quacky and says the media would LOVE it if criminals were released into the U.S. callin' them 'sick people.' He even wants Bukele to take MORE criminals! Sounds like somethin' Uncle Scrooge would say before diving into his money bin eh? Then the media asks about him and Trump starts to get annoyed.

Gang Member? Or Just a Regular Joe?

The Attorney General Pam Bondi she jumps in sayin' Abrego Garcia's a gang member (MS 13) but has never been convicted even though the judge thinks there's no proof. She said the Supreme Court is just askin' to provide a plane so it isn't their fault. Whoo OO! This is more confusing than tryin' to understand Gladstone Gander's luck!

Rubio's Got the Last Word (For Now)!

Finally Marco Rubio chimes in sayin' it's El Salvador's problem 'cause Abrego Garcia's their citizen. He says the President conducts foreign policy not the courts. End of story apparently! Well I'll be! This whole thing's a bigger mess than my tax returns. But hey at least it gives me somethin' to quack about! WAK!