Eh, What's Up With This $400 Million Flying Carrot? Pence Tells Trump, 'Don't Take It, Doc!'

Of Course This Means War...Security Concerns That Is!

Eh what's up doc? It's your favorite hare reporting live from… well wherever the carrots are juiciest! Seems there's a bit of a kerfuffle brewing between our pal ex veep Mike Pence and that Trump fella. Word on the street (or should I say down the rabbit hole?) is that Qatar wants to gift Trump a shiny new $400 million jet. That's a lot of carrots even for me! But Pencey boy is saying 'Hold your horses…or should I say hold your airplanes!' He's worried about national security see? Says Qatar's been playing both sides and having 'Air Force One: The Deluxe Edition' courtesy of them might be a tad risky. "The very idea that we would accept an Air Force One from Qatar I think is inconsistent with our security with our intelligence needs ... I think it's just a bad idea and my hope is the president will think better of it."

A Boeing? I've Heard Worse!

Now Trumpy boy is saying he'd only accept this airborne palace because of delays with Boeing. 'Suffering succotash,' as Sylvester would say! Sounds like someone's getting impatient. But Pencey's got a point. "There are profound issues the potential for intelligence gathering the need to ensure the president of the United States is safe and secure as he travels around the world," Pence said. Imagine the possibilities for espionage eh? You could hide more carrots in that thing than I can eat in a week!

The Ol' Infrastructure Razzle Dazzle

Pencey's got a different idea see? Instead of a fancy jet he suggests Qatar should dump that $400 million into our military bases' infrastructure. "My hope is the president reconsiders it. I think if Qatar wants to make a gift to the United States they ought to take that $400 million and plow it into infrastructure on our military base." Now that's what I call a carrot well spent! Build some nice new burrows for our troops maybe a carrot juicing station or two. You know the essentials!

Eh Trump Says It Ain't For Him Folks!

Trump ever the showman is squawking that the plane's going straight to the U.S. Department of Defense not his personal hangar. "This highly respected country is donating the plane to the United States Air Force/ Defense Department AND NOT TO ME," Trump said in a post on Truth Social Sunday. "By so doing they are saving our country and the American Taxpayer hundreds of millions of dollars." And after his second term (assuming that happens and that's a big assumption doc!) it goes to the Trump Presidential Library Foundation. So technically it's not *his*. Clever very clever…or is it?

A Library Fit for a King... Or A Wascally Wabbit

A palatial jet for a Presidential Library? Sounds like a swanky place to store books… and maybe a few million carrots. But seriously folks the ethics of all this are muddier than Elmer Fudd's boots after a rainy day in the forest. Is this a genuine act of goodwill or is there something more… sinister…afoot? 'Be vewy vewy quiet I'm hunting wabbits... I mean answers!'

That's All Folks! Or Is It?

So there you have it folks! A tale of jets security and questionable gifts. Will Trump take the flying carrot? Will Pencey save the day? Only time will tell. But one thing's for sure: This whole situation is…what's the word I'm looking for…oh yeah…'despicable!' But remember folks "Eh what's up doc?" is not just a greeting but a question of profound importance. Keep asking and maybe just maybe we'll get some answers. Until next time keep your carrots handy and your wits sharp! That's all folks!