Eh, What's Up Doc? Stocks Go Wacky!

Hershey Gets a New Sheriff (or CEO) in Town

Well what do you know? Seems like the folks at Hershey are doing a little do si do with their leadership. Wendy's CEO jumping ship to run the chocolate factory? Sounds like someone's trading burgers for bonbons! Michele Buck's out after eight years and this Kirk Tanner fella is stepping in. Hope he knows how to handle a chocolate river... or he might just end up singing 'I Tawt I Taw a Puddy Tat!'

EPA Does an About Face

Say the Environmental Protection Agency did a real booboo then went back and undid it! They nixed some new rules on chemicals and Chemours is doing a jig because of it! Huntsman is jumping too. Ain't that a stinker? This is like saying I can't have carrots anymore then BAM! A whole field opens up. Woo hoo!

Royal Gold Goes on a Buying Spree... Ouch!

Now hold on to your carrots folks! Royal Gold's been on a shopping spree buying Sandstorm and Horizon Copper. Sounds like a good deal right? Wrong! Their stock took a bigger dive than Yosemite Sam off a cliff! 'Sufferin' succotash,' as Sylvester would say they dropped more than 5%! Maybe they should've just bought a giant carrot instead.

FICO Gets Some Competition

Uh oh Elmer Fudd's gonna be mad! Seems like Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac are gonna let lenders use Vantage 4.0 Scores instead of FICO. That's like saying someone prefers Daffy Duck over me! Fair Isaac Corp. the FICO folks are not too happy their stocks plunged! They’re probably muttering 'Wabbits. They're so demanding.'

SoFi Soars!

Hot diggity! SoFi's hitting new heights like me dodging Elmer Fudd's bullets! They're letting folks invest in fancy private market funds. Their stock jumped higher than I can jump out of a rabbit hole. It’s about time they got some recognition.

Solar Stocks Get a Sunburn

Well this is a fine how do you do! President Trump is ordering a rollback of green energy subsidies and solar stocks are dropping faster than Wile E. Coyote off a cliff. Sunrun Enphase First Solar... all taking a tumble. Seems like the sun's gone behind the clouds for them. What a maroon!