Eh, What's Up With This American Party, Doc? Musk's New Gig!

Of Course It's Elon's World We're Just Livin' In It!

What's up doc? Yours truly Bugs Bunny here reporting live from… well wherever carrots are tastiest! Seems our pal Elon the one who's always sayin' 'Of course you realize this means war!' has gone and done a real humdinger. After losin' someone special while us regular folks hit the gym or try to look presentable he's started a political party. A whole party! I guess that's one way to 'snap out of it!'.

American Party? Sounds Kinda Catchy Eh?

He's calling it the 'American Party.' Real original ain't it? He says it's gonna focus on a few Senate and House seats and he'll be talkin' to both the Democrats and Republicans. Now bridging that gap? Hoo boy that's tougher than outsmarting Yosemite Sam! But like he always says: I knew I should have taken that left turn at Albuquerque.

X Marks The Spot Or Maybe Just A Poll...

Turns out Elon held a poll on X his social media playground and 65.4% of folks were all for it. Direct democracy folks! So if you want your voice heard join the party.

Trump's Tariffs: A Prickly Situation!

Now while Elon's playin' politics old Trumpy's been busy swingin' that tariff stick again. More tariffs comin' in August and even more for countries that are buddy buddy with the BRICS bloc. Investors are shakin' in their boots like a hound dog in a hailstorm! The markets are gonna slip further than me on a banana peel!

OPEC+ and the Oil Slick

And what's this? OPEC+ is pumpin' out more oil than expected! 548,000 barrels a day! That's a whole lot of 'vroooom!' for your buck eh?.

Private Credit: Uh Oh Hidden Dangers!

Finally this private credit thing. It's boomin' see? But some folks are sayin' it's a hidden financial time bomb tick tock tick tock! Could be the next big mess. So as I always say ain't I a stinker?