Eh, What's Up Doc? Russia's Makin' a Hare of Themselves in Ukraine!

Of Course There's a War Brewing...

What's all the hubbub bub? Seems like there's a kerfuffle in Ukraine with Russia nibbling away at more land like I do on a fresh carrot from Yosemite Sam's garden! They're saying they've hopped right up to the edge of Dnipropetrovsk and while folks are yammerin' about peace the war's apparently puttin' on its track shoes and goin' faster. Fast enough for ya? This ain't no cartoon but it sure feels like one sometimes with all the back and forth.

Tank Division? More Like a Tanked Situation!

So get this the Russian defense ministry is braggin' about their 90th Tank Division reachin' the frontier of Donetsk and attackin' Dnipropetrovsk they are really making a hare of themselves and think they can pull a fast one like Yosemite Sam always tries to do which never works of course. Ukraine's Southern Defence Forces are saying their soldiers are holdin' strong messin' up the "occupier's plans." "This work does not stop for a minute," they said. Kinda like me tryin' to outsmart Elmer Fudd. It's a never ending story!

Territorial Gains? More Like Territorial Pains!

Dmitry Medvedev that's the Russian Security Council's deputy chairman he's blatherin' that this Dnipropetrovsk push is just what happens when Ukraine doesn't wanna play ball with Russia's land grab. If Ukraine won't accept that Russia controls some of their territory then Russia will advance advance advance! Talk about a bad hare day.

Bridgehead? More Like a Headache!

And now a Ukrainian military fella Dmytro Zaporozhets says those pesky Russians are tryin' to "build a bridgehead for an attack" on Kostyantynivka. Sounds like a load of trouble for everyone involved. Makes me glad I'm just a rabbit eatin' carrots and causin' mayhem!

Deadlock Over the Dead!

Now hold on to your ears folks 'cause this is a dark one. Russia and Ukraine are finger pointing about prisoner swaps and returning the bodies of get this 12,000 dead soldiers! Russia's sayin' Ukraine's delayin' things Ukraine says it's all propaganda. Russia says Ukraine is "playing politics with the dead." This is almost as heavy as the time I had to play opera music to get away from that hunter.

Trump's Take? Sounds Like a Cartoon!

And what about the ex President that one time reality star? Oh what was his name again? Anyway he chimed in he says the war's like a playground squabble and maybe we should just let it "play out." Does he even carrot all about the situation? Eh maybe he'll change his tune when he sees me in a dress and pigtails like the good ol' days. I mean seriously folks what's up with this?