Eat My Shorts, Trade War! Boeing Flies High Again in China!

Ay Caramba! China Wants Planes!

Alright dudes listen up! Boeing's CEO this dude Kelly Ortberg said China's back in the market for some sweet new planes. Turns out that whole 'trade war' thing wasn't as bad as Milhouse made it out to be. They're gonna start getting deliveries next month so buckle up China! I wonder if they'll let me paint some sweet graffiti on 'em?

Tariffs? More Like...Tarrif ic!

So there's this thing called tariffs. Apparently Boeing's been paying them on parts they get from Italy and Japan. But Ortberg's all like 'No sweat man! We make that money back when we sell the planes!' I bet Bart Simpson could come up with a better business plan that that even. It's like when I sell my soul for a Krusty burger...sorta makes sense right?

Boeing's Gonna Ramp Up Production!

Boeing's planning to crank out even more 737 Max jets which are their bestsellers! But uh oh they need the FAA's OK first. Remember that time a door fell off one of those planes? Whoops! The FAA made them slow down but now they're hoping to get back to making a bunch. I bet Lisa is happy. More engineering jobs!

The FAA and Their Meddling!

Last year the FAA was all like 'Whoa Boeing slow your roll!' They only let 'em make 38 planes a month because of that whole door flying off incident. Now Boeing thinks they can make 42 by midyear and maybe even 47 later! But will the FAA let them? Only time will tell dudes. Remember that time I called them about Principal Skinner being an imposter from the war? Good times!

New Planes on the Horizon!

They got these new planes called the Max 7 and Max 10 the littlest and biggest of the bunch. They're supposed to be ready by the end of the year. I bet they'll have those little airplane bottles of juice and peanuts! Mmm peanuts...

Boeing Turns a Corner Apparently

Some big shot from United Airlines this dude Scott Kirby says Boeing's getting their act together. Apparently there were delays and stuff but now it's all good? He over ordered planes thinking the supply chain would be a mess. Sounds like something Homer would do with donuts. D'oh!