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Netflix CEO Ted Sarandos at the White House, where discussions preceded Netflix's decision to terminate the Warner Bros. Discovery deal. image

Netflix Walks Away From Warner Bros. Discovery Deal After White House Visit

Fri 27 February, 2026 01:02
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President Trump faces congressional pushback on his Iran policy image

Eat My Shorts Trump War Powers Resolution Faces Congressional Showdown

Thu 26 February, 2026 16:46
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State Farm hands out largest ever dividend, a whooping $5 billion. image

Cowabunga State Farm Gives Back Major Dough

Thu 26 February, 2026 16:44
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A rare Pikachu Illustrator card sold for a record $16.5 million, proving some things are worth more than Duff Beer money. image

Eat My Shorts, Picasso Pokémon Card Sells for Record Dough

Wed 25 February, 2026 17:42
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PayPal's stock price experiences a notable surge due to acquisition rumors involving Stripe. image

Stripe Eyes PayPal A Potential Fintech Frenzy

Tue 24 February, 2026 22:10
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Global markets feeling the pain as cybersecurity stocks crash and trade tensions rise. image

Eat My Shorts Stock Market Plunge D'oh

Tue 24 February, 2026 07:27
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The People's Bank of China keeps rates unchanged as China grapples with economic challenges. image

China's Money Moves Keep Economy Guessing

Tue 24 February, 2026 01:15
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Equinox's 40k membership includes personal training nutrition sleep coaching massage therapy and a health concierge. Ay caramba image

Eat My Shorts Equinox 40k Gym Memberships are the New Krusty Burger

Fri 20 February, 2026 15:05
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British Police arrive at Prince Andrew's residence in Sandringham, England. image

Royal Pain Arrest Rocks the Palace

Thu 19 February, 2026 15:49
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A Waymo robotaxi sits idle, dreaming of New York City, a dream deferred. Ay, caramba image

Eat My Shorts Robotaxis Banned in New York

Thu 19 February, 2026 18:37
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