Eat My Shorts, India! China's Defense Stocks Go Ka-Ching as Pakistan Zaps Indian Jets!

Pakistan's Got New Toys? Ay Caramba!

Alright listen up dudes and dudettes! Word on the street is that Pakistan used some fancy Chinese made jets the J 10C to play tag with India's air force. And guess what? China's defense stocks are going through the roof! It's like when Milhouse finds a dollar on the sidewalk – pure unadulterated ka ching! Eat my shorts India! Or should I say eat my Chinese made missiles?

AVIC: The Real MVP Man!

This company called AVIC they're like the Krusty Burger of military hardware in China. They make the J 10C fighter jets that Pakistan is supposedly using. And get this their stock in Hong Kong went up like Bart's schemes when he wants to skip school! Over 6%! Can you say cha ching?! Meanwhile AVIC Chengdu Aircraft's Shenzhen listed stocks surged as high as over 16%! Cowabunga dude!

China and Pakistan: BFFs Forever!

Apparently China and Pakistan are tighter than Lisa and her saxophone. This Yang Zi dude from some fancy school said Pakistan buys like EVERYTHING from China – jets missiles the whole shebang. From 2020 to 2024 more than 60% of China's arms exports went to Pakistan. Now that's what I call a bromance! I wonder if they share friendship bracelets made of spent cartridges.

Is This Stuff Any Good? Don't Have a Cow Man!

According to some experts the recent conflict serves as a positive testament to the quality of Chinese made arms given the performance of Pakistan's fighter jets and air defense systems against India's French and Soviet made aircraft. Yang told CNBC that "the conflict serves as a positive testament to the quality of Chinese made arms given the performance of Pakistan's fighter jets and air defense systems against India's French and Soviet made aircraft." So it looks like the performance of Pakistani jets is giving China a bit of street cred. I guess we'll see eh?

India Says 'Nuh Uh!'

Pakistan claims they shot down five Indian jets but India is all like "That's bogus man!" They're calling it 'dis information.' India says they launched their own attacks on what they call 'terrorist' hideouts in Pakistan. Sounds like a regular ol' Hatfield and McCoy situation only with fighter jets and geopolitical implications. Doh!

Temporary Blip or the Start of World War III? I Didn't Do It!

One guy David Roche thinks the China defense stock bump is because people believe China will just keep arming Pakistan if things get hairy. But another dude Jones says it might just be a 'temporary blip.' They'd both like to de escalate but the ball is in Pakistan's court. Either way this is way more exciting than doing homework. I didn't do it! *runs away on skateboard*