Yeah Baby! Google's Gone All Austin Powers With a $250 AI Subscription!

Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No it's Google AI Ultra!

Alright shaguar fans! Austin Powers here reporting live from the 21st century and things are getting pretty wild baby! Google that tech giant has gone all groovy and launched a new AI subscription service called 'Google AI Ultra.' I know right? Sounds like something Dr. Evil would cook up in his lair but it's real! It's like they're saying 'Yeah baby! You want the best AI? You gotta pay the big bucks!' And by big bucks I mean a whopping $249.99 a month! Oh behave... or DO behave and pay up if you want in!

Austin Powers Google's VIP Pass and Other Things That Are Massively Expensive

So what do you get for all that moolah you ask? Well apparently it's like a 'VIP pass for Google AI,' according to some Josh Woodward cat from Google Labs. You get access to their most cutting edge AI products higher usage limits and early access to experimental stuff. They're even throwing in a YouTube Premium subscription! As if that weren't enough they're giving you a 'massive' 30 terabytes of storage. Massive! It's enough to store all my shagadelic dance moves and still have room for more baby!

Premium AI for Premium Shaggers

Now Google already has some premium AI services under the name 'Google One AI Premium,' costing between $19.99 and $149.99 a month. But this 'Google AI Ultra' is like 'Hold my beer!' It's for those who want to be on the bleeding edge of AI willing to pay a pretty penny to play with Google's shiny new toys. I'm talking about the kind of people who wear velvet suits and drive Jaguars... or should I say 'Shaguars'?

Dr. Evil's Rivalry? Google vs. OpenAI

But why all this AI fuss you ask? Well apparently Google's ad revenue growth is slowing down and people are starting to use AI chatbots like OpenAI's ChatGPT. It's like a cat and mouse game baby! Google's trying to make some cold hard cash from their AI products and OpenAI is their main rival. They're probably sitting in their lairs stroking their cats and plotting their next move as we speak!

Gemini Flow and Other Names That Sound Like Bond Gadgets

What's included in this 'Ultra' plan you wonder? Hold onto your hats baby 'cause it's a lot! You get Google's AI app Gemini with a new 'DeepThink' mode for deep research. Sounds like something Q would cook up for James Bond! Plus you get the new filmmaking AI tool Flow and the note to podcast tool Notebook LM. They promise a lot more early access features too. It's like a buffet of AI goodness baby!

Project Mariner Veo 3 and a Whole Lotta Shagging (Almost)

And get this: you also get access to experimental projects like Project Mariner an agent research prototype that can do ten tasks simultaneously. Ten tasks! That's almost as many as I can handle in one shagging session! (Almost...ahem) And you'll get early access to Veo 3 their new video generation tool. This plan is available in the U.S. now and will be rolling out to other countries soon. So get ready to pay up baby if you want to be on the cutting edge of AI! Groovy!