Yeah Baby! Wall Street's Wild Ride: Austin Powers Sizes Up Stocks, Downgrades, and Shagadelic Upgrades!

Is Tesla's Mojo Lost Baby?

Groovy baby! William Blair's got the jitters about Tesla. They've downgraded it to 'Market Perform' because of this 'Big Beautiful Bill.' Sounds like a real buzzkill! It seems like even Austin Powers would have trouble saving Tesla's mojo from this one. Oh behave!

GE Vernova's Clean Energy Trip: A Shagadelic Buy!

UBS is feeling the love for GE Vernova calling it a 'Buy' with a potential 20% upside. Clean energy baby! It's the future and it's looking mighty shagadelic! Maybe they'll invent a new shag carpet that generates electricity. Yeah!

General Motors Gets Its Swerve On!

CLSA thinks General Motors is making the best of a bad scene man. Turning Trump's auto tariffs into a competitive edge? That's some serious gamesmanship! They're turning up the heat on the competition especially those overseas! Very nice!

Stellantis Stuck in Second Gear? Not Groovy!

Bank of America's got the blues for Stellantis downgrading them to 'Neutral.' Rising competition in Europe for electric vehicles? Sounds like someone's mojo is running low! Maybe they need a little pick me up a shag carpet perhaps?

Nvidia's AI Dreams: Bigger Than My Wig!

Citi is going bonkers for Nvidia raising their price target on the stock. AI TAM expansion? Sovereign AI demand? This is getting bigger than my wig collection! By 2028 we're talking half a trillion dollars! Yeah baby yeah!

Netflix and Chill? Not So Much!

Seaport's cooling down on Netflix downgrading it to 'Neutral' because it seems the stock is going to be a party pooper they see less than 10% upside from here! Sounds like a real buzzkill! It seems like even Austin Powers would have trouble saving Netflix's mojo from this one. Oh behave!