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California's high-speed rail project faces potential funding loss after federal officials cite broken promises and missed deadlines. Oh, behave! image

California High-Speed Rail: Is It Going to Make It, Baby? YEAH!

Wed 04 June, 2025 19:14
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Austin Powers reports on a neurotech startup's successful brain-computer interface implantation, bringing us one step closer to world domination... or maybe just helping people speak through computers. Yeah, baby! image

Groovy Baby! Brain-Computer Interface Makes Me Say Yeah!

Mon 02 June, 2025 12:00
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Austin Powers reports on Hims & Hers's acquisition of Zava, a European telehealth platform, marking a major international expansion with competitive pricing and a whole lotta shagalicious potential! image

Groovy Baby! Hims & Hers Set to Swig Europe with Zava Acquisition!

Tue 03 June, 2025 18:28
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Nissan's new CEO, Ivan Espinosa, is facing a 'yeah, baby, yeah!' sized challenge to revive the struggling automaker amidst sales slumps, EV transitions, and global competition. Can he bring the company back from 'un-groovy' to 'totally shagadelic'? image

Groovy Baby! Nissan's Got a Mojo Crisis and Needs a Shagadelic Turnaround!

Wed 04 June, 2025 10:11
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Salesforce stock takes a nosedive despite smashing expectations and getting jiggy with AI. Is this deal risk just too freaky, baby? image

Yeah Baby! Salesforce Shares Do the Hump Despite AI Boost!

Thu 29 May, 2025 14:56
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A far out look at the economic face-off between the US and China over high-tech manufacturing and trade imbalances, oh behave! image

Yeah Baby, China's Manufacturing Mojo vs. Trump's Tech Trip: A Groovy Showdown!

Thu 29 May, 2025 07:18
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Austin Powers dives into Jefferies' top stock picks, highlighting domestic companies with solid earnings and groovy dividends. Get ready to shag some profits, baby! image

Yeah Baby! Jefferies Picks Stocks Hotter Than My Mojo!

Wed 28 May, 2025 19:23
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Toyota aims for a major boost in Plug-in Hybrid Electric Vehicle (PHEV) sales, betting on them as a groovy stepping stone to fully electric rides, yeah! image

Groovy, Baby! Toyota Plugs Into the Future with Fab PHEVs!

Wed 28 May, 2025 12:03
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President Trump gets his knickers in a twist over a trans athlete, threatening to cut off California's federal funds if they don't toe the line. Oh, behave! image

Groovy Baby! Trump Threatens to Yank California's Funding Over Transgender Athlete Brouhaha!

Tue 27 May, 2025 16:32
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Despite the U.S. trade tiff, China's industrial profits are on the rise, thanks to some groovy moves by Beijing. Let's get into it, baby! image

Yeah Baby! China's Industrial Profits Get Their Mojo Back!

Tue 27 May, 2025 04:57
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