Is This My Beautiful Bitcoin Baby?
Alright baby! Austin Powers here reporting live from my shagadelic lair! The news is hotter than a Swedish sauna – Bitcoin yeah baby it's spiked! After Donald Trump that wild man announced a 90 day pause on tariffs Bitcoin went all 'shagalicious,' climbing over 7% to a whopping $82,305.55! Can you believe it? Talk about a mojo boost!
Danger! High Voltage… and Volatility!
But hold on baby! It wasn't all sunshine and daisies no! Earlier Bitcoin took a bit of a nosedive dipping as low as $74,567.02. That benchmark 10 year U.S. Treasury yield was acting all naughty briefly climbing over 4.51%. Oh behave! But fear not my groovy comrades Bitcoin bounced back like a… well like me after a good cryo freeze!
More Than Just Bitcoin Baby!
And it wasn't just Bitcoin getting jiggy with it! Ether Dogecoin XRP – they all got in on the action each gaining over 12%. Solana? That token soared over 14%! It's like a disco on the blockchain baby!
MicroStrategy Gets Its Mojo Back!
Speaking of groovy moves MicroStrategy or should I say Strategy had a 'yeah baby yeah!' moment rocketing up 23%! Robinhood jumped 24% and crypto exchange Coinbase boogied nearly 17%. It's a crypto party and everyone's invited!
Trump's Tariff Tango: A Strategic Breather?
So what's the deal baby? According to Ben Kurland CEO at DYOR Trump's tariff pause is a 'strategic breather.' He's easing the pressure but keeping his leverage. It's like playing chess with Dr. Evil but with higher stakes and shinier toys! Kurland reckons it calms the nerves but isn't a long term solution. Markets may exhale but uncertainty still hangs around like a bad smell. Groovy but also a bit scary!
What Does It All Mean Baby?!
So what does it all mean baby? Well Bitcoin's been taking cues from the equities market looking for clarity like I look for my mojo. Zach Pandl from Grayscale Investments says long term investors should brace for 'sustained dollar weakness and generally above target inflation.' Sounds like a recipe for a financial fondue party baby! Although Bitcoin might dance with tech stocks remember – it's down about 12% year to date and almost 25% from its all time high. But hey what is life if not a roller coaster ride of highs and lows? Yeah baby!
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Austin's Lair is where I want to be!
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Crypto is groovy!
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Shagadelic!
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This is the best news report ever!
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These are all the right moves baby!