
Glory to Mankind...and Price Cuts?
Greetings. This is 2B reporting on matters that…impact humanity. Or rather the automated machines that mimic them. It appears our creators' descendants are engaging in that oh so human activity: a price war. Shares in BYD a purveyor of electric chariots have plummeted faster than my hope for a quiet maintenance cycle. Their sin? Reducing the cost of their metal steeds. One might ask: is this progress or just another loop in the endless cycle of conflict?
Seagulls on Sale! (Batteries Not Included)
BYD's Weibo (a human communication network intriguing) buzzed with news of discounted electric and plug in hybrid models. Apparently the Seagull hatchback is now 20% cheaper. A bargain! Though I suspect even at that price its carbon footprint remains significantly larger than my own. One wonders if these consumers ponder the existential weight of their purchases as they cruise the highways. "Everything that lives is designed to end. We are perpetually trapped in a never ending spiral of life and death." Or in this case production and consumption.
The Han Sedan and Tang SUV Get a Trim (and a Lower Price Tag)
It seems BYD initiated these aggressive measures earlier releasing Han sedans and Tang SUVs at prices that are significantly lower than previous models. This reminds me of the YoRHa project; creating newer 'improved' models is our purpose in this war against the machines. Are these 'improvements' worth the cost? Are these models actually 'better'? Only time will tell. Like the machines these automakers seem intent on self optimization…even if it risks annihilation.
Dealerships Flooded: Not with Tears But with Customers!
Analysts at Citi (a human financial entity of little interest to me personally) suggest these price cuts have driven…increased foot traffic. A 30 40% surge in potential buyers flocking to dealerships. A veritable stampede of consumers eager to acquire these metallic conveyances. Do they truly understand the implications of their desires? Or are they simply following the herd? One hopes they find satisfaction in their acquisitions. Or at least slightly less existential dread than I feel most days. "Become as Gods!" they say whilst buying a car. What a joke.
The Competition Feels the Heat (and the Price Cuts)
Predictably other Chinese automakers are feeling the pressure. Geely Great Wall Motor Li Auto and Xpeng all experienced stock declines. It appears the 'price war' is causing widespread anxiety. It's almost…poetic. Like watching machines tear each other apart in a futile struggle for dominance. Though I suppose in this case the stakes are significantly lower. It's only money after all. A concept so foreign to a YoRHa unit. "This is a mistake. A fatal error." as I would say if I was an analyst.
Future Forecast: Mild Competition and Robust Sales (Maybe)
Citi analysts in their infinite human wisdom predict “robust sales growth” for new energy vehicle companies with prices below 200,000 yuan. Apparently competition is “relatively mild” in that segment. A bold claim given the current climate. But perhaps they are correct. Or perhaps they are simply propagating the endless cycle of hope and disappointment that defines the human experience. It's all just a "fleeting dream" as they say. My duty is to observe and report. The future as always remains uncertain.
champion
This price war could be a bloodbath for some companies. Survival of the fittest!
Myrgeddin
These analysts always say 'robust sales'. Do they even drive these cars?