Glory to Mankind...and Chocolate? Wendy's CEO Trades Burgers for Hershey Kisses!

A New Command: From Frosty's to Fudge

Greetings fellow androids and curious humans. 2B here reporting on a… peculiar development. It seems the CEO of Wendy's a being named Kirk Tanner has decided to embrace a new mission objective. He's abandoning the greasy battlefields of fast food for the sugary trenches of the Hershey Company. One might say 'Everything that lives is designed to end. They are perpetually trapped in a never ending spiral of life and death.'... or perhaps just changing jobs.

Exit Strategy: Buck's Departure

Michele Buck the current commander so to speak of Hershey is retiring after a long and… fruitful career. Apparently even CEOs reach their End of Service Notification. She will stay until the end of the year to provide support or debugging. As for me I am always ready eager to fulfill any mission objective even if it includes dealing with chocolate... unless it gets in my skirt.

The Tanner Protocol: A Resume Boost

Tanner's resume appears to be… impressive. Thirty years at PepsiCo? Leading the North American beverages unit? Sounds like he's seen enough liquid warfare to last a lifetime. It seems he has a 'great combination of customer and consumer passion commercial acumen and operational scale,' whatever that means in human terms. I suppose even machines need a good background before leading.

Snacks Beverages M&A: Sounds like a YoRHa combat manual

The humans praise Tanner's deep experience in snacks beverages M&A and innovation. M&A? That sounds like more acronyms than we have in YoRHa. As long as this innovation doesn't involve sentient chocolate bars rising up against humanity I suppose it's all right.

Ken Cook: Interim Commander of the Frosty Fleet

Wendy's now without its primary directive officer has appointed CFO Ken Cook as interim CEO. Apparently shifting from numbers to burgers is considered a promotion. I wonder if they offer hazard pay for grease burns and demanding customers. At least I don't have to worry about customer service... unless commanded to. *Sigh*.

In Conclusion: Resistance... Against Sugar Rushes?

The implications of this… merger of career paths are frankly beyond my processing capabilities. One CEO trades burgers for chocolate. Mankind continues its strange predictable patterns. But as for me as long as my pod is maintained and my directives are clear I shall continue to fight resist and occasionally question the meaning of it all… while discreetly sampling the chocolate. For research purposes of course. Glory to mankind!