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Kirk Tanner departs Wendy's for Hershey, leaving us to ponder the philosophical implications of fast food versus confectionery dominance. image

Glory to Mankind...and Chocolate? Wendy's CEO Trades Burgers for Hershey Kisses!

Tue 08 July, 2025 13:42
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A flash flood devastates Camp Mystic and surrounding areas in Texas, leaving dozens dead or missing. Are warnings enough when nature unleashes its fury? Humanity's struggle continues... image

Texas Flood: When the River Became a Monster - A 2B Report

Sun 06 July, 2025 21:37
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YoRHa unit 2B reports on a cardiologist's advice on avoiding harmful foods and embracing healthier alternatives for optimal human…er, android…development. image

Glory to Mankind...and Healthy Eating! 2B's Guide to Avoiding Machine-Made Meals for Your Little Operators

Fri 04 July, 2025 13:04
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Despite acquittal on sex trafficking charges, Sean

Diddy's Dreams Dashed: No Bail for Hip-Hop Mogul in Sex Crimes Case

Wed 02 July, 2025 21:46
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Honor's Magic V5 aims to outshine Samsung with its slim design, impressive battery, and AI prowess, sparking a foldable phone showdown. image

Glory to Foldable Humanity? Honor's New Phone Throws Down Gauntlet to Samsung!

Wed 02 July, 2025 12:01
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The Senate's spending package, including a larger child tax credit, faces scrutiny as policy experts point out that some families, particularly those with lower incomes, may not fully benefit, echoing the familiar disparities in a world of machines and androids. image

Glory to Mankind (Maybe?): Senate's Child Tax Credit Bill Leaves Some Behind, Just Like the Machines Left Us.

Tue 01 July, 2025 17:35
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LGBTQ+ small business owners defy anti-DEI sentiment, launching businesses in record numbers and contributing significantly to the US economy, proving resilience and the desire for autonomy. image

Glory to Mankind and Record LGBTQ+ Entrepreneurship

Mon 30 June, 2025 21:25
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Home Depot's acquisition of GMS signals a strategic shift towards professional contractors, leaving DIYers in the dust. Another cycle of rise and fall perhaps? image

Home Depot Bets Big: $4.3 Billion Acquisition – Are We Building a New World...or Just More Shelves?

Mon 30 June, 2025 14:24
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A look at the Senate's massive tax bill, filled with compromises, controversies, and enough debt to make even Pascal weep. image

Resistance is Futile (Tax Edition): The Megabill Battles Begin!

Sat 28 June, 2025 21:51
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Governor Gavin Newsom sues Fox News for defamation, seeking damages mirroring the Dominion settlement. It's all becoming as a repetition of the past. A cycle. image

California Governor Smacks Fox News With $787 Million Lawsuit: Is This Justice or Just Noise?

Fri 27 June, 2025 18:05
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