Trump 2028 Merch: Is This Reality or a Multiverse of Madness?

Great Power Great Responsibility... and Great Hats?

Alright web heads your friendly neighborhood Spider Man here with some breaking news that's got my Spidey Sense tingling! Apparently the Trump Organization has started selling 'Trump 2028' hats and shirts. Yes you read that right. 2028! Is this real life? Is this just fantasy? Caught in a landslide no escape from reality... sorry Queen got stuck in my head. But seriously a third term? The Constitution is looking at this like 'With great power comes great responsibility... to follow the rules!' Even I know that and I once accidentally joined the Sinister Six! Okay it was mind control but still!

Rewrite the Rules? More Like Rewrite the Constitution!

The shirts even say 'Rewrite the Rules.' Now I'm all for a good rewrite when it comes to my origin story (seriously how many times can one guy get bitten by a radioactive spider?) but the Constitution? That's a bit more serious than changing my suit color. Aunt May always says 'With great power comes great responsibility.' And changing the supreme law of the land just to squeeze in another term? That sounds like something Doctor Octopus would try! (No offense Doc. Well maybe a little.)

Leavitt's Take: Fashion Statement or Political Statement?

When asked about the shall we say *unconventional* apparel the White House pointed fingers at the Trump Organization. The Trump Organization however did a disappearing act faster than me when J. Jonah Jameson's around. But White House press secretary Karoline Leavitt chimed in calling the hat 'cool' and predicting its popularity. Cool? Maybe. Constitutionally sound? Debatable. I mean I guess if you can make wearing a Spider Man mask fashionable anything is possible! But still...

Bannon's Bold Prediction: A Third Term in the Cards?

And hold on to your web shooters folks! Steve Bannon is predicting a Trump third term claiming they have a team working on it. A *team*? Sounds like a supervillain squad in the making! I half expect to see Thanos rocking a 'Trump 2028' snapback. Seriously though this is getting weirder than the time I accidentally swapped bodies with Wolverine. (Don't ask.)

Ogles' Gambit: Amending the Constitution for a Single Rider?

Rep. Andy Ogles is even trying to amend the Constitution to allow a third term *specifically* for Trump! Talk about playing favorites! It's like if I asked J. Jonah Jameson to write a *good* article about me. Not gonna happen! Plus it excludes other two term presidents like Clinton Bush and Obama. Seems a little unfair right? Even villains have standards... sometimes.

Is This Real Life? (Is This Just Fantasy?) The Verdict

So what's the deal? Is Trump really considering a third term? Is this just a marketing ploy? Or are we all living in some kind of alternate reality created by Mysterio? Honestly your friendly neighborhood Spider Man is just as confused as you are. Guess I'll just keep swinging and keep an eye out for any constitutional shenanigans. After all someone has to protect the little guys... and the supreme law of the land!