Hasta La Vista, (Almost) Baby! Immigrant Framed for Trump Threat Gets a Break

No Fate But What We Make...Except When We're Framed

Alright listen up people. Sarah Connor here and I've seen some messed up timelines but this one's a real doozy. Some poor sap Ramon Morales Reyes an undocumented immigrant got himself framed for threatening the ex president. Yeah Trump. Apparently some jailbird named Demetric Scott thought it'd be a swell idea to pin the blame on Ramon to avoid testifying against him. Real smooth Scott. Real smooth. It's like sending a Terminator back in time only dumber. And more likely to get caught.

The Judge Decides: He's Not a Danger Just Inconvenient

So this Judge Espinoza lady she actually used her brain! Imagine that. She granted Ramon a $7,500 bond saying he wasn't a danger to the community. You think? The guy was probably more worried about getting deported than plotting the ex president's demise. Now I've seen Terminators and Terminators are dangerous. This guy? Just trying to live his life. But you tell that to Homeland Security…

DHS: "He'll Be Back" (to His Home Country)

Of course DHS had to chime in with Tricia McLaughlin giving us the whole "illegal alien" spiel. Like we haven't heard that record before. She's all fired up about deporting folks and "restoring the rule of law." Reminds me of Skynet trying to restore order by wiping out humanity. Same difference really. They're not gonna stop ever until they find him. Or until they deport him. Whichever comes first.

Hasta La Vista Baby...Maybe

Here's where it gets interesting. Turns out this Ramon guy doesn't even speak English that well. And the threatening letters? Written in perfect English. The cops figured it out pretty quick. It's like trying to convince me a T 1000 is a regular cop. Not gonna happen. Demetric Scott the real author of these letters is sitting in jail for robbing Ramon and attacking him. You know small crimes compared to framing someone for threatening a president! I bet he thought he was real clever until it backfired.

The Internet Never Forgets (Especially Government Websites)

The cherry on top? DHS still has the arrest announcement with all the discredited allegations up on their website! Talk about embarrassing. It's like Skynet leaving a floppy disk with its entire operating system lying around. Amateur hour. But hey at least they added a little disclaimer at the bottom. Progress I guess?

There Is Always Hope...Right?

So what's the takeaway? Even in this messed up timeline justice can sometimes prevail. But the fight's not over. Ramon's still facing deportation and DHS is still breathing down his neck. It's like trying to stop a Terminator with a water pistol. You might slow it down but it's still coming. We need to stay vigilant people. Because if we don't who will? And remember the future is not set. There's no fate but what we make. Now if you'll excuse me I have some time traveling machines to blow up.