Mortgage Rates Soar? FAKE NEWS! We're Gonna Make Housing Great Again!

Crooked Mortgage Rates: Sad!

Folks let me tell you these mortgage rates? They're crooked! The fake news media is saying they went up. Up! Can you believe it? They're trying to make me look bad. But the truth is we're doing great. The best numbers maybe ever. Everyone agrees. These rates are nothing compared to what they could be believe me.

MBA? More Like 'Messed Up Bunch of Alarmists'!

This Mike Fratantoni guy from the MBA? Total loser! He's saying investors are worried about inflation. Inflation! We have the best inflation. Everyone's jealous of our inflation. He's probably a Democrat trying to sabotage our great economy. Sad! Very sad. He should be ashamed of himself. A total disaster.

Housing Market is HUGE!

They say applications to buy a home went down. But look we have more listings than ever! The best listings the most beautiful listings. People are clamoring to get in. Believe me the housing market is HUGE! Bigger than ever before. It's tremendous you're going to see.

Refinance? We Don't Need It!

Refinancing is for losers! Okay? We don't refinance. We win. We win so much you're gonna get tired of winning. And these rates? They're so low you'll be begging to get in. Everyone wants to be where the action is and that's with me and this incredible housing market.

The Economy is 'YUGE'!

The economy is doing fantastic. The best ever! Don't let anyone tell you otherwise. The Democrats want to destroy it they want open borders and high taxes. But we won't let them. We're gonna keep winning and the economy is gonna keep growing. It's going to be 'YUGE'!

Fake News Strikes Again!

It's just more FAKE NEWS trying to make my administration look bad! They never learn! But the American people are smart and they know that the economy is the best it's ever been and it's all thanks to me! We're gonna make America great again one beautiful house at a time!