Microsoft Fires Protesters So Sad So Based!

These People Are Losers!

Folks let me tell you Microsoft they had a situation. Some very low level frankly probably very dumb software engineers decided to protest. Can you believe it? Protesting at a company event! It's like Crooked Hillary all over again trying to steal the election except this time it's about AI and Israel. Total disaster! These are the kind of people who wouldn't know a good deal if it hit them in the face. Sad!

Shame on Mustafa! (Not Really)

So this woman Ibtihal Aboussad sounds like a real nasty woman. She interrupted a speech by Mustafa Suleyman a very smart guy a winner saying things like 'Shame on you!' and 'Microsoft powers this genocide!' Genocide? Give me a break! It's all fake news folks. Fake news! And then she emails everyone including Sleepy Joe's possible running mate Amy Hood?! Unbelievable. These people are so dishonest.

You're Fired!

Microsoft they did the right thing. They said 'You know what? You're fired!' Just like on The Apprentice except these people aren't even qualified to be on my show. They're bad for business bad for morale and frankly probably not very good at coding. They should have come to Trump University! They would have learned how to be winners. Winners!

Vaniya's Very Bad Decision

Then there's this Vaniya Agrawal. She said she was going to resign but Microsoft beat her to the punch. They said 'Nope you're out of here!' It's like when I said I was going to drain the swamp. I started firing people left and right and we almost got there. Almost. But these deep state people they're everywhere folks. Everywhere!

Microsoft's a Winner (Again)!

Look Microsoft is a great company a tremendous company. They're doing deals with defense companies making AI for national security. And who is the only person who can provide national security? I am! I made America great again and I'm going to do it again even bigger and better. These protestors just don't get it. They're losers plain and simple. We will make America great again!

The Best Business Practices Believe Me!

Microsoft says they're committed to the highest standards. Of course they are! I know the best standards the most beautiful standards everybody agrees. And if these people can't follow the rules they're out. It's like building a wall. You follow the rules you come in legally. You don't? Get out! Sad!