Meta Adds Trump Ally to Board! Is Zuckerberg Finally Making Facebook Great Again?

A Very Very Smart Addition!

Folks let me tell you this Meta thing it's been a disaster. A total disaster! But now we're making it great again! They just added a fantastic person to their board Dina Powell McCormick. A tremendous woman! She was with me in my administration a deputy national security advisor. Very very important role. She knows how to win believe me. She's married to a great guy Sen. Dave McCormick a Republican from Pennsylvania. A good man! I said it myself a good man! And let me tell you having her on the board it’s going to be HUGE. It’s going to be YUGE!

The Enemy of the People...Maybe Not Anymore?

You know I called them 'the enemy of the people' once about Meta because frankly they were treating me unfairly! Very unfairly! Sad! But things change right? They're seeing the light. They had Zuckerberg kissing my ring at the White House. He paid $23 million in CASH for a mansion here in Washington. Very smart! You have to respect that kind of success. And now with Dina on the board maybe just maybe they'll stop with the fake news and the biased algorithms. It’s about time!

Wrestling with Zuckerberg and Elon!

I saw them at a wrestling match together. I was there a winner! Always winning! That’s what I do. It was a tremendous event believe me. Dina and her husband a good man Dave they were with Elon Musk who by the way is advising me he's a genius everybody knows that! So you see all the best people are getting together. It's a beautiful thing! This team is a TEN!

Goldman Sachs? Very Impressive!

Dina she spent 16 years at Goldman Sachs. Sixteen years! That's a long time! And she was a partner! A very important partner! You don't just become a partner at Goldman Sachs you have to be very very smart and a winner. Like me! So Meta is getting someone who knows how to make deals how to win and how to drain the swamp so to speak. It’s fantastic!

More Republicans? More Winning!

They also got Dana White who is a friend of mine he runs UFC. He's been on the board for a while and is a tough cookie but is a great man! Now Dina's on the board. See a pattern? It's all about winning and winning means having the right people. The best people! And the best people well they know who to support don't they? It’s very obvious.

Stripe? Collison? We'll See!

They also added some guy named Patrick Collison from Stripe which is worth a lot of money $65 billion. I don't know much about him frankly. But if Zuckerberg thinks he's good we'll see. But he better be careful. Very careful. Because with me back and with Dina on the board things are going to be different. Very different! The best is yet to come folks!