Iran Nuke Sites? Obliterated! Believe Me!

The Truth Folks The Real Truth!

Let me tell you the Fake News is trying to downplay what happened in Iran. They're saying 'Oh maybe it wasn't so bad.' WRONG! They are so wrong. I said 'obliteration,' and you know what? That's exactly what it was! A total obliteration! We're talking about monumental damage the likes of which nobody has ever seen before. The best damage believe me. And it was me I made it happen!

Satellite Images Don't Lie (Unlike Crooked Hillary!)

These satellite images folks they're incredible. You see this white structure deep in the rock? Boom! Gone! We took it out. And the best part? It was shielded protected like they thought they were so smart. But they're not smarter than me. Nobody is. Bullseye! We hit them right where it hurts. Deep below ground. They are so dumb.

General Caine? A Great Guy But...

Now General Caine a great guy really a tremendous guy he's saying 'severe damage and destruction.' Okay fine. But let me tell you it was MORE than that. Much more. We're talking about the end of their nuclear capabilities folks. The END! And it's thanks to me and my administration. We are the best.

Precision Munitions: The Best Just Like Me!

Pete Hegseth another fantastic guy he said it best: 'All of our precision munitions struck where we wanted them to strike.' That's right! Precision! We don't mess around. We hit them with the best munitions the biggest munitions and they had the desired effect. You know what that means? It means they're finished! Totally absolutely finished.

Battle Damage Assessment? We Know the Score!

This 'Battle Damage Assessment' nonsense they take forever! But let me tell you I don't need an assessment to know we won. We WON BIG! They're scrambling they're hiding they're probably crying and it's all because of your favorite president. Me! I have the best BDA believe me.

Operation Midnight Hammer: A Beautiful Thing

Operation Midnight Hammer. What a name right? Very cool. We sent in the B 2 stealth bombers the best bombers in the world folks. They dropped those GBU 57s the 'bunker busters,' the biggest most beautiful bombs you've ever seen. Boom! Fordo Natanz Isfahan – all hit all destroyed. It was a tremendous operation a tremendous success. Thank you everyone for your support!