HUGE! I, Trump, Single-Handedly Stopped World War 3 (Again!)

Another Win for Trump! The Best Dealmaker Believe Me

Folks let me tell you this is HUGE! India and Pakistan two great countries – tremendous countries really – were about to go at it like never before. Nuclear weapons the whole shebang. It would have been a disaster. But then who steps in? Your favorite President that's who! I Donald J. Trump brought them to the table made them see reason. They were fighting like dogs and now they're not! Some people are saying it’s the best deal ever made even better than the Iran deal which was a DISASTER!

They're Saying It Was All Them...Very Unfair!

Now the Fake News media is trying to say I had nothing to do with it. Can you believe it? They’re saying India and Pakistan worked it out themselves. Total lies! Crooked Hillary would’ve let them nuke each other probably helped them! But everyone knows deep down that it was my influence my strong leadership my… *gestures wildly*… Art of the Deal that got it done. Very unfair! But that is ok they are Fake News and everyone knows it!

Pakistan Thanks Me (Secretly of Course)

Sure they won't say it publicly – gotta save face you know how it is. But the Prime Minister of Pakistan Shehbaz Sharif he knows the truth. He thanked me for my “proactive role for peace.” Proactive! That's me! I’m always proactive very proactive especially when it comes to keeping the world safe. Everyone agrees.

Secretary Rubio A Great Guy Great Guy Doing a Fantastic Job

My Secretary of State Marco Rubio – a great guy really – he mentioned that Vice President JD Vance (another great guy) was also involved. Very important. They were on it 24/7 folks and I appreciate their hard work as well. He said they're gonna start talking about a 'broad set of issues'. Good. VERY good. They need to talk to work together. I am sure the world will be very grateful to me.

Kashmir: Sad! More Fighting But We're on It!

Now there's still some trouble in Kashmir. Sad! But we're on it folks. We're working with both sides making sure everyone stays calm and doesn't do anything… you know… stupid. You know there were explosions reported. Bad. We have to do something about that! We will make Kashmir great again!

The Best is Yet to Come! (And I Mean It!)

So there you have it. Another tremendous success another win for America and another reason why you should all be very very grateful for your favorite President. Remember folks: Make America Great Again! Because we are doing it slowly but surely and nobody does it better than me that is for sure! And always remember I love the poorly educated!