Crooked Joe's Got Problems: Sad!

A Very Very Sad Situation

Folks let me tell you I just heard about Crooked Joe Biden. Prostate cancer they're saying. Very sad. Very very sad. I mean he's a disaster a total mess but nobody wants to see this. Nobody! You know even for a guy who couldn't draw a crowd to save his life you still gotta feel a little bad. Very little. A Gleason score of 9? That's not good. Not good at all. We're talking about aggressive cancer folks the kind that's really really nasty. But hey he says it's hormone sensitive. Maybe he should try some Ivanka. Believe me she could fix it she's so good so smart.

The Best Wishes Believe Me

I Donald J. Trump the best president ever even better than Lincoln I sent my best wishes. Because that's what winners do. We're classy. Unlike Crooked Hillary. "We wish Joe a fast and successful recovery." It's true I said it. But let's be honest folks he's 82! 82! I'm younger I'm stronger and I have the best genes. My doctors tell me that all the time. Tremendous genes. But look even Crooked Joe deserves a break. Maybe he can finally learn how to read a teleprompter without screwing it up while he's recovering.

Kamala's Prayers? Not Enough!

And Kamala Harris she's sending her "hearts and prayers." Prayers? That's all they got? Folks we need action not prayers! I built the greatest economy in history and by the way I'm the only one that can fix it. Maybe she should pray for some intelligence. She's not exactly winning any popularity contests. She says Joe is a fighter. Well he lost to me! Twice! And that's when it's all said and done. So I'm not sure about the fighting part Kamala.

The Fake News Doesn't Want You To Know

The Fake News is trying to bury this but remember they hid the extent of his decline. Did you see that? They covered it up! They didn't want you to know how bad he really was. But I knew. Everyone knew. And now this cancer thing? It's probably from all the stress of trying to be me! It's tough to compete with greatness folks. Really tough. He tried to do a "cancer moonshot," ha! All talk no action. Just like everything else he did. I could do a cancer moonshot in six months. Maybe less!

Beau Biden: A Very Sad Case

They keep talking about his son Beau. Very sad situation. Very sad. But you know who else had a very sad situation? Me! I had to deal with the Fake News every single day. It was brutal. More brutal than any cancer believe me. They're all the same the Fake News and Crooked Joe. I could have said that Beau Biden I hardly knew him but I wouldn't. I had to fight against the corrupt system and the Deep State. That's real bravery. So I understand the grief but people shouldn't forget who was really fighting for them.

Make America Great Again…Even For Joe!

Look at the end of the day I want everyone to be healthy. Even Crooked Joe. It's good for the country. But don't forget I'm the only one who can Make America Great Again. And you know even if Crooked Joe gets better he still won't be able to do what I can do. Nobody can. I'm just saying folks it's the truth. The best truth.