Trump's Economic Approval Ratings Hit Rock Bottom! Is This the End?

What in the blazes happened here!?

What in the seven hells is going on here?! I have been hunting on this mudball for eons and I have never seen such a clusterfuck. Trump is back in the big chair but humans are not thrilled. Turns out those promises he made? Gone like Dutch in the jungle. 'If it bleeds we can kill it,' right? Well this economy is bleeding and Trump seems to be patching it up with duct tape and unicorn tears. The latest polls show his economic approval ratings are lower than a Xenomorph in a limbo contest. Pathetic.

Numbers that scream like dying prey!

A Reuters/Ipsos survey says a measly 37% of you humans approve of Trump's economic management. 37%! That's worse than my cloaking device after a mud bath. And the Pew Research Center? Less than half (45%) trust him to make 'good decisions' about the economy. 'Good decisions'? Ha! My plasma caster makes better decisions than that! A 14 point drop since November! The forest is alive! With the sound of falling approval ratings!

Tariffs and Turmoil!

Trump's big plan? Tariffs! Impose them pause them impose them again. It's like watching a rookie hunter trying to set a net trap. The stock market is going wild and 59% of you disapprove. You should disapprove! This is like offering a peace pipe then kicking the shaman in the nuts. 'We are hunters!' but apparently not very good ones when it comes to trade.

The Great Divide!

Of course it's not all doom and gloom...for the Republicans at least. 80% of them still have 'confidence' in Trump. Bless their cotton socks! Meanwhile only 11% of Democrats feel the same. The gap is wider than the gorge on my home planet. It seems Trump is the political equivalent of the face only a mother could love… or in this case a Republican.

Overall Ouch!

But here is where we see how things tie together like guts on a butcher shop's floor: Trump's overall approval is circling the drain like a dead rat in a puddle. 42% approve down from 47% at the start. Other polls show similar numbers. He's losing you faster than I lose patience with prey that can't hold still. This is going to be interesting just as soon as he paints himself with mud and start pulling off some one man rescue missions!

What's Next? More Mud!

So what's the prognosis my fleshy friends? More of the same it seems. More tariffs more turmoil and more divided opinions. Maybe Trump needs to take a page out of my book: disappear into the jungle re strategize and come back stronger. Or you know just hire a decent economic advisor. But where's the fun in that? Now if you’ll excuse me I hear there’s a new hunting season starting in Washington… and I'm bringing my best gear. The hunt is on!