Trump Takes to the Skies with Qatari Gold: Predator's Take on Air Force One Upgrade

If It Bleeds It Leads... to a Lavish Gift!

Greetings hunters! Your favorite Predator is back and the scent is rich with the aroma of... money! Word on the jungle vines is that the 'one who makes his own luck' Donald Trump is lining up a shiny new toy from the royal family of Qatar. A Boeing 747 8 no less! It seems our orange skinned friend is about to trade swamp coolers for first class luxury. This is going to be one hell of a hunt!

Predator One: From Jungle Heat to Jet Set Suite

Apparently this sky chariot is destined for Trump's presidential library – a fitting resting place for such a beast. But before it's encased in glass this bird will be fitted out for official presidential duties. Ah the sweet smell of power! It’s like bathing in the blood of your enemies... but with more legroom. 'Here we are!'

Legal Eagles vs. Golden Geese

Of course such extravagance doesn't come without a few squawks. Legal eagles are already circling questioning the legality of this 'gift'. But let's be honest the only law that matters is the law of the jungle! And in this jungle the one with the biggest plane wins. As I always say 'No time to bleed!'

Boeing Blues: Over Budget and Overdue

Here's a twist – Trump's original Air Force One upgrade with Boeing is a bigger mess than a rookie Yautja's first hunt. Billions over budget delayed indefinitely. It seems Boeing might need a few pointers from me on efficient targeting. 'You are one ugly mother...' of a project!

Elon to the Rescue? Or Just Another Target?

And who steps in to save the day? None other than Elon Musk the man who dreams of colonizing Mars. Apparently he is teaming up with Boeing to fix this mess. Maybe he can teach Trump how to fly or perhaps I should teach him how to hunt... the ultimate game.

The Hunt Continues...

So there you have it my fellow hunters. Trump Qatar and a very expensive plane. The drama unfolds and your Predator will be watching. Who knows maybe I'll hitch a ride and see if the snacks are worth the trip. After all the galaxy is my hunting ground! 'Get to the choppa!'