Iran's Dodgy Drone Delivery Service: No Teddy Bears Inside!

Bzzzz! What's That Noise?

Right so I was just having a nice cup of tea with Teddy you know the usual. Suddenly all this talk on the telly about Iran sending *hundreds* of those buzzy drone things towards Israel. Hundreds! Blimey. Makes you think twice about opening the windows doesn't it? It's a bit like when I tried to fly Teddy with a kite – a bit ambitious perhaps?

Kaboom! And My Plans For A Quiet Afternoon...

Apparently Israel had a bit of a 'whoopsie' and accidentally knocked out some important chaps in Iran. Three of their top military blokes gone! A bit like when I tried to fix my car and accidentally glued myself to the bonnet. Oh dear. Now Iran's launching things Israel's intercepting things and everyone's in a right tizz.

Jordan's Got Involved??

Jordan bless them got a bit of a fright too. Apparently they shot down some of those drone thingies flying through their airspace. It's a bit like when I tried to post a letter and accidentally posted my shoe instead. Wrong target entirely!

Oily Business Grease Up for Trouble!

And get this – all this kerfuffle has made the price of oil go bonkers! Up 13%! Blimey that's a lot of beans on toast I won't be able to afford. Reminds me of that time I tried to make my own petrol using sprouts. Didn't end well I can tell you.

Uncle Sam's Got a Headache

The Americans are saying they weren't involved in the initial 'oopsie' but Iran's giving them the stink eye saying it's all their fault anyway. Sounds a bit like when I accidentally blamed Mrs. Wicket for eating my sandwich. It was me obviously. *shifty eyes*

National Security Schmational Schmecurity

So everyone's meeting up to have a good old natter about it all. I bet they're all having tea and biscuits too. I wonder if they have Digestives? Anyway fingers crossed they sort it out before it all goes properly pear shaped eh? Must protect Teddy from the fall out.