Oracle Soars Like a Dragon: Jackie Chan's Take on the Tech Giant's Cloud Comeback!

Wah What a Jump!

Hello everyone! Jackie Chan here! I see Oracle's stock jumped like me doing a crazy stunt off a building – about 24%! Last time they jumped like this was during the dot com crash back in 2001! Aiyaa that's a long time ago! But now Oracle is back stronger than ever like when I face ten bad guys at once! Remember 'Don't try to be like Jackie. There is only one Jackie. Study hard. And be your own man.' But maybe take a little inspiration from Oracle's comeback!

Cloud Power: Like My Drunken Fist!

Oracle is doing cloud computing now like I'm doing Drunken Fist! Unexpected right? They were a bit late to the party but now they're helping companies with artificial intelligence. Everyone wants a piece of Oracle's cloud like everyone wants a piece of my action movies! Joseph Bonner said Oracle has 'more demand than it can fulfill.' Wah that's like when I have more stunt ideas than I have bones – and you know I've broken a few!

Money Money Money: Like Gold in a Dragon's Cave!

CEO Safra Catz says they're expecting over $67 billion in sales! Larry Ellison says the demand is 'astronomical!' That's a lot of zeros! More money than I've made from all my movies... almost! Oracle is building data centers faster than I can kick bad guys but they still need to be methodical. No shortcuts just like learning Kung Fu! 'Sometimes it takes a while to be who you really want to be. It took me 25 years to become the person I am today.'

Catching Up: Like a Chase Scene Through Hong Kong!

Oracle is playing catch up with Amazon Google and Microsoft in the cloud race. They're spending more money than ever – over $21 billion! That’s more than they spent from 2019 to 2024! Imagine all the noodles you could buy with that! But seriously they're investing big and it's paying off. It's like when I'm chasing a bad guy through the streets – I might start behind but I always catch up!

Big Names: Bigger Than My Nose!

Meta OpenAI Elon Musk's xAI – these are Oracle's clients! Big names like the stars in my movies! They need lots of those Nvidia GPUs to train their AI and Oracle is providing the cloud power. Even smaller companies like Baseten Physical Intelligence and Vast Data are joining the party. Oracle's building more data centers than all their competitors combined! Sounds like they are unstoppable!

Kung Fu Cloud: Stronger Than Ever!

Oracle's stock is up 29% this year! Even Meta is behind. They're doing better than most big tech companies. So what’s the lesson here? Never give up! Even if you're behind keep fighting keep learning and keep kicking! Just like in my movies 'I'm not a hero. I'm just Jackie.' And Oracle? They're not just a tech company; they're a comeback story! Now I'm off to do another crazy stunt! Bye bye!