Anduril Going Public? That's About as Smart as Jenny's Hippie Friends Investing in Apple, Says Forrest!

Life is Like an IPO You Never Know What You're Gonna Get

Mama always said life is like a box of chocolates you never know what you're gonna get. And Mr. Palmer Luckey he's fixin' to take his company Anduril public! He told CNBC plain as day that they’re gonna be a publicly traded company. Seems like he wants to win them big ol' defense contracts. Said there ain't really a path without it. I reckon that's like sayin' you can't play ping pong without a paddle.

Run Forrest Run... to the Stock Market!

Now I ain't no financial wizard like Lieutenant Dan (though he sure made a lot of money with that fruit company) but Mr. Luckey seems to know what he's doin'. Since he started Anduril it's become one of the most valuable tech companies around. They're takin' on the big boys like Lockheed Martin and Northrop Grumman. Kinda like when I took on those fellas in the Army playing ping pong except with missiles and whatnot.

Meta and Anduril: Peas and Carrots (Again)!

Funny thing Mr. Luckey he used to be with Meta but they kinda parted ways. But now they're back together! Like me and Jenny always findin' our way back. They're workin' on virtual reality stuff for the Army. He said they buried the hatchet because Meta has some mighty fine technology. It's like Bubba and shrimp some things just go good together.

Stupid is as Stupid Does... But Anduril Ain't Stupid!

Anduril is gettin' all sorts of money. They raised a heap of it recently makin' their worth somethin' like $30.5 billion! That's a lot of shrimp! It's more than double what they were worth not too long ago. Folks like Mr. Peter Thiel are throwin' money at 'em. Now I might not be the smartest fella but even I know that's a good sign.

Say What? Taking Over Microsoft's Headset Program? That's All I Have to Say About That

They even took over Microsoft's augmented reality headset program for the Army. And they’re partnerin' with OpenAI. Plus they're buildin' a big factory in Ohio. Seems like they're plannin' on bein' around for a while. It's like when I decided to run... I just kept runnin'!

And That's All I Have to Say About That

So Anduril is goin' public. They got the money the brains and maybe even a little bit of luck. Mama always said 'You got to put the past behind you before you can move on.' And that's what Mr. Luckey and Anduril seem to be doin'. And that's all I have to say about that.