Israel and Iran are duking it out like Yosemite Sam and me, only with more explosions and less Elmer Fudd. Buckle up, folks, it's gonna be a bumpy ride!
Israel and Iran are duking it out like Yosemite Sam and me, only with more explosions and less Elmer Fudd. Buckle up, folks, it's gonna be a bumpy ride!

Of Course There's A Bang Up Beginning!

Well folks things just got a whole lot 'more interesting' than carrot stew! Seems like Israel decided to drop in on Iran for a little unannounced visit if you catch my drift. Word on the street – or should I say from those fancy news fellas – is that they launched some airstrikes targeting Iran's nuclear program. Yikes! Could it be that they want to remove any possibility of Iran developing nuclear weapons? Who knows but I know I don't wanna get caught in the crossfire especially if there are no carrots involved!

That's All Folks!... Or Is It?

Now hold on to your hats because this ain't your average Saturday morning cartoon! According to reports some pretty big cheeses in Iran got turned into swiss cheese in the attack. We're talking the chief of the armed forces and the commander in chief of the Islamic Revolutionary Guard Corps! Plus a couple of nuclear scientists took a dirt nap too. Talk about a plot twist worthy of yours truly!

Iran Says: I'll Get You Yet You Wascally Wabbit!

You just knew this wasn't gonna end with a handshake and a 'that's all folks!' Iran's supreme leader Ali Khamenei is madder than a wet hen! He's promising revenge saying Israel's gonna face a 'bitter and painful fate.' Sounds like somebody needs a dose of laughter yoga if you ask me.

Duck and Cover Folks!

Israel's playing it safe folks! They've declared a state of emergency and warned everyone to prepare for a potential missile and drone attack. Looks like those bomb shelters might be getting a whole lot of use. Meanwhile the airspace is closed and flights are grounded. Guess even I can't hop a quick flight to Albuquerque for some fresh carrots!

The Price is Wrong Bub!

As if things weren't crazy enough oil prices are doing a rocket impression shooting up higher than Elmer Fudd's blood pressure when I swipe his shotgun. And the stock market? Let's just say it's not feeling so hot either. This whole shebang could be the start of a bigger conflict and that could effect our everyday lives (and carrot prices)!!

Eh He Doesn't Know Me Very Well!

Uncle Sam is playing the 'who me?' card saying they weren't involved in the airstrikes but knew about it beforehand. President Trump's flapping his gums about wanting a peaceful agreement but also mentioned the region "could be a dangerous place" which is pretty obvious. United Nations Secretary General Antonio Guterres is trying to play peacemaker urging everyone to chill out. Malaysia's Prime Minister Anwar Ibrahim wants to throw some shade at Israel. The moral of the story? This ain't over folks. Not by a long shot. So stay tuned keep your carrots handy and remember sometimes the best thing to do is just keep hopping! Eh what's up Doc?


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