Eat My Shorts, Fed Chair! Trump Plots a Takeover!

Aye Caramba! Trouble at the Fed!

Okay so word on the street – or you know from the Wall Street Journal which is like the grown up version of the school newspaper – is that President Trump the guy with the uh interesting hair isn't too thrilled with the current Fed Chairman Jerome Powell. Apparently he wants someone new in charge and he's been chatting with this dude named Kevin Warsh about the job. Sounds like a real 'Eat my shorts!' situation for Powell if you ask me.

Warsh Says Chill Out Man!

But here's the kicker! This Warsh guy the one Trump wants to replace Powell with is telling him to cool his jets! He's like 'Dude don't fire the guy. It's not cool.' Even I know you can't just go around firing people just because they won't give you what you want. Remember when I tried to get Skinner fired for making us eat liver and onions? Didn't work man! 'I didn't do it!'

Mar a Lago Mayhem

Apparently these pow wows went down at Trump's pad in Florida Mar a Lago. I bet they were sipping on some fancy iced tea and plotting world domination. Sounds way more exciting than my usual detention. But seriously messing with the Fed? That's like messing with Milhouse. It might seem funny at first but someone's gonna get hurt.

Trump's Truth Bombs

And of course Trump took to his social media thingy – Truth Social I think it's called? – to rant about Powell. Said his 'termination cannot come fast enough!' Geez tell us how you really feel dude! It's like when I write 'I will not waste chalk' a hundred times on the blackboard... but with more caps lock.

Even Liberals Are Freaking Out!

Even Senator Elizabeth Warren is getting her knickers in a twist. She's like 'Destroying the Fed's independence is gonna be a total catastrophe!' Whoa even *I* know that's not good. If even the smarty pants are worried maybe this whole thing is a bigger deal than I thought.

So What's the Dealio?

So what's the bottom line? Trump's not happy with the Fed Chairman he's talked to someone about replacing him but that someone said 'Don't do it!' and everyone's freaking out. Sounds like a typical day in Springfield just with more money involved. I say let's all go get some Krusty Burgers and forget about it. 'Don't have a cow man!'