Oh Behave! Biden Battles the Big C!

Groovy News Baby!

Alright alright alright! Austin Powers here your international man of mystery bringing you some news that's a bit of a bummer baby. It seems former President Joe Biden has been diagnosed with prostate cancer. Yeah not exactly 'Yeah baby!' material is it?

Nodule icious!

Word on the street or rather from Biden's office is that he went to the doc with some urinary symptoms. Turns out they found a nodule – a prostate nodule to be precise. Now I've faced plenty of nodules in my time usually attached to Dr. Evil's nefarious schemes but this one's a whole different kettle of fish baby!

Friday the 13th...Almost!

Friday wasn't exactly funky for Biden it's when he got the news: prostate cancer. And not just any prostate cancer but one with a Gleason score of 9 (Grade Group 5) which let's just say isn't exactly a 'swinging' situation. Metastasis to the bone? Oh behave! That sounds like a real party pooper.

Hormone Sensitive? Shagadelic!

But hold on baby! There's a glimmer of hope. Apparently the cancer is hormone sensitive. Now I know a thing or two about being sensitive (especially to the ladies!) but this kind of sensitivity means it can be managed effectively. Phew! That's a relief baby!

Treatment Time Yeah Baby!

Biden and his family are checking out treatment options. Here's hoping they find the right mojo to kick this cancer to the curb. I'm sure he'll give it all he's got just like I give it my all when I'm facing Dr. Evil. And we all know how those battles end baby! With me on top yeah!

Stay Tuned Baby!

This is breaking news so keep your eyes peeled for updates. In the meantime let's all send some good vibes and positive energy Biden's way. After all a little love and good juju can go a long way baby! Groovy!