Heathrow Airport SHUT DOWN! Is This Another Deep State Conspiracy?!

A Total Disaster Folks. A Total DISASTER!

Folks let me tell you this situation at Heathrow is a total disaster. The worst! A fire? At an electrical substation? Sounds fishy to me. Very fishy. I wouldn't be surprised if the Deep State is behind this. They hate when things are running smoothly you know? Especially when they are running as smoothly as my presidency! It's a witch hunt I tell ya!

British Airways: Not So Great Believe Me

British Airways is telling people not to go to the airport. Not good! Very weak! They should be doing everything they can to get those planes in the air. But you know they probably have terrible management. Sad! They need someone like me to come in and make things great again. I could fix Heathrow in a week maybe less. Believe me.

Virgin Atlantic: I Know Airplanes

Virgin Atlantic's all in a tizzy about this. They're saying it's having a 'significant impact.' Significant impact! That's what you get when you don't know how to run an airline. I know airplanes. I've got the best airplanes. The biggest. The most beautiful. If they only had Trump Airlines none of this would be happening. Winning!

Lufthansa: Losers!

Lufthansa canceled ALL flights! All of them! What kind of leadership is that? Pathetic. They should be fighting for every flight negotiating making deals. But no they just give up. Losers! They are losers! They should call me I will make them winners very fast

Singapore Airlines: Great People Wrong Airport

Singapore Airlines is diverting flights to Frankfurt and Paris. Good for them they are doing the best they can. Great people truly. The best! But they need to get their flights to Trump Tower in London. I would have been there so fast! But you know crooked Hillary wouldn't let me.

The Bottom Line: I Could Fix It!

Folks the bottom line is this: Heathrow is a mess. A total utter mess. And it's all because they don't have strong leadership. They need someone like me a dealmaker a winner to go in there and MAKE HEATHROW GREAT AGAIN! Believe me it would be the best airport in the world. The most tremendous! Everyone would be saying 'Wow Trump did a fantastic job!' And they'd be right!