Groovy Plane Crash, Baby! Air India Flight Goes Down in Ahmedabad!

Shaguar We Have a Problem!

Alright Austin Powers here reporting live from… well not the scene because frankly plane crashes are a bit of a mood killer baby! But I've just heard the news: an Air India flight AI 171 has gone belly up in Ahmedabad. Crash landing is never groovy! Apparently this Boeing 787 Dreamliner was supposed to be heading to London Gatwick but things didn't quite go according to plan. Oh behave!

More Than 200 Souls on Board! Yikes!

Word on the street is that over 200 people were on that flight. That's a lot of people hoping to get their 'shag' on in London! Let's hope everyone's alright. You know like when I'm dodging Dr. Evil's ridiculously obvious death traps. Always a close call baby! Yeah!

Airport Shut Down! Is Nothing Sacred?

The Sardar Vallabhbhai Patel International Airport is currently closed. Closed! Can you imagine? No more international men (or women) of mystery jetting in and out. It's a right buzzkill I tell you. I hope they sort it out quickly. I need to get back to London and catch some rays!

Chief Minister and Aviation Minister Sound Off!

Apparently Gujarat Chief Minister Bhupendra Patel is all over it arranging immediate rescue and relief. And India's aviation minister Ram Mohan Naidu Kinjarapu is “personally monitoring the situation.” Good on them! Let's just hope they're not as incompetent as Number 2. I need some competent people here!

Boeing Stock Takes a Dive! Not So Dreamy Now Eh?

And get this baby! Boeing's stock is down 7.9%! Ouch! That's gotta sting like a… well like a chest wax from Frau Farbissina. Not a good look for the Dreamliner is it? Makes you wonder what Dr. Evil is up to. Is he buying shares in rival airlines? Very suspicious! Yeah!

Stay Tuned Shaggers!

This is a developing story so keep your eyes peeled for more updates. And remember safety first baby! Now if you'll excuse me I have to go see a man about a mojo. Groovy baby! Yeah!