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A federal judge halts the Trump administration's plan to slash federal jobs under the guise of government efficiency, reminding everyone that even Captain Marvel needs backup. image

Judge Puts the Brakes on Trump's 'Government Efficiency' Scheme: Even I Need a Team!

Fri 23 May, 2025 17:56
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A federal judge halts the Trump administration's planned mass firings and reorganization of federal agencies, reminding them that even Presidents need to play by the rules. image

Higher, Further, Faster...Wait, Not So Fast! Judge Blocks Trump's Bureaucracy Shakeup

Fri 23 May, 2025 17:56
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Hulk analyze news! Goldman Sachs think some little companies get strong from new tax stuff, even if it make Hulk debt ANGRY! image

Hulk Smash Tax Bill! But Some Tiny Stocks Might Get Bigger?

Fri 23 May, 2025 17:32
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Hulk review news! Some small companies might get BIGGER because of new tax stuff. Hulk confused, but smash anyway! image

Hulk Smash Tax Bill! (But Some Small Stocks Might Like It...GRRR!)

Fri 23 May, 2025 17:32
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Borat reports on how Harvard beat back Trump's attempt to stop smart foreigners from learning in America, proving that even in these crazy times, the penise… uh, the law, can be mighty. image

Great Success! Harvard Wins Fight Against Trump's Ban on Foreign Students - Chenqui!

Fri 23 May, 2025 16:52
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Old Man Trump's at it again, fiddling with the Nuclear Regulatory Commission, promising 'total reform,' and suddenly everyone's jazzed about uranium mining. It's like a poorly written sci-fi plot, but hey, at least the AI overlords will be happy. image

Wubba Lubba Dub-Dub! Trump Nukes the NRC, Speeds Up Reactors for AI... Because, You Know, Reasons

Fri 23 May, 2025 18:14
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Ex-President Trump threatens tariffs on iPhones made outside the USA, potentially reigniting tensions with Apple and impacting consumer prices. image

Hasta La Vista, Apple? Trump's Tariff Threat on iPhones is Back!

Fri 23 May, 2025 14:22
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Cristiano Ronaldo breaks down how to approach investing in future tech like Tesla's robotaxis, with tips on thematic ETFs and managing risk like a champion. image

Siiiuuu! Ronaldo's Guide to Investing in the Future (Without Losing Your Shirt!)

Fri 23 May, 2025 15:45
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A recap of Friday's market mayhem, fueled by tariff threats, with GE Vernova shining as a rare green shoot amidst the red. image

Trump's Tariff Tango Sends Markets Tumbling: Even Messi's Got Investment Worries!

Fri 23 May, 2025 16:09
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Luffy here, reporting on a bill that might make it harder for my crew (and you!) to get health insurance. It's like trying to sail the Grand Line without a Log Pose! image

Shishishi! Republicans' 'One Big Beautiful Bill' Forgets the Meat: Health Insurance!

Fri 23 May, 2025 15:59
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