Shishishi! Republicans' 'One Big Beautiful Bill' Forgets the Meat: Health Insurance!

Meat on the Bone? Nope Just Bones!

Oi everyone! Luffy here your favorite future Pirate King! I heard some rumblings about this 'One Big Beautiful Bill' the Republicans cooked up. Sounds like a feast right? But hold on! Turns out they forgot the MEAT! And by meat I mean making sure everyone can afford to see a doctor! Shishishi!

No Berries for You! ACA Credits Gone?

So these 'premium tax credits' thingies are what make health insurance cheaper for folks. Like getting free meat with your rice! But these guys are talking about letting them expire at the end of the year! That's like taking away my whole plate of meat! Why would they do that?! It's enough to make me use Gear Third!

Even Nami Would be Worried About This Treasure!

If they don't extend these credits people will have to pay more for their health insurance! A family could end up paying hundreds more! That's like Sanji running out of ingredients for a massive banquet. We need those credits to keep people healthy and ready for adventure! We can't have people getting sick on our journey to find the One Piece!

More People On Board Thanks to Subsidies!

Because of these credits way more people got health insurance. It's like inviting more nakama to join the crew! Now they're thinking of taking away the invitation! That’s just plain mean! We need everyone healthy and strong ready to take on any challenge!

Back to the Grand Line Pre Log Pose?

If these credits disappear it’s like going back to the old days. Navigating the Grand Line without a Log Pose! People who couldn't afford insurance before will be stuck again! It's a total bummer! Even Usopp could see how bad this is!

Hope on the Horizon?

But wait! Some good guys like those Senators Murkowski and Tillis are thinking about extending the credits! That's like finding a hidden stash of meat on an empty island! There's still a chance we can fix this mess and make sure everyone can afford to stay healthy and keep adventuring! I won't give up hope! I'm gonna be King of the Pirates and that means making sure my nakama are taken care of! Shishishi!