Trump's Tariff Tango Sends Markets Tumbling: Even Messi's Got Investment Worries!

Wall Street Wobbles: Is This the 'Hand of God' or Just Bad Luck?

Che Wall Street had a rough Friday like missing a penalty kick in the World Cup final! This time it was President Trump threatening Apple and the EU with tariffs. Jim Cramer thinks the market hasn't fallen enough which is like saying I haven't scored enough goals – always room for improvement! Even lower bond yields couldn't save the day. Jeff Marks is trying to find the positives like me trying to find space between defenders. It's tough out there!

Trump's Tariff Taunts: 'Light a Fire' Under Apple and Europe?

So Treasury Secretary Scott Bessent wants Trump's tariffs to 'light a fire' under the EU and Apple. Sounds like a motivational speech before a Clasico! Trump's even talking about a 50% tariff on the EU and 25% on iPhones not made in the US. That's like fining a player half their salary for a bad pass! But hey at least there's some progress with China which is like finally completing a perfect through ball.

GE Vernova: The Unstoppable Force Like My Left Foot!

Our newest Club name GE Vernova is doing great! It's like watching a young talent break into the first team and score a hat trick. They're making small modular reactors and things are booming! Hitting all time highs? That's the kind of form I like to see! They've got deals with the Tennessee Valley Authority and even Trump's letting a New York offshore wind project go ahead. Theyre basically hitting a volley into the upper 90 they cant be stopped!

Rapid Fire Stocks: Deckers Ross Workday Intuit – Can They Score?

Jim Cramer's Charitable Trust is long on AAPL and GEV so he is obviously smart! I am no expert on these companies but I trust that Cramer will steer them to a victory and get them to perform like prime Messi!

Cramer's Caveats: Trade Alerts and Timing – More Complicated Than a Free Kick!

Before Jim makes a trade subscribers get a trade alert. He waits 45 minutes after the alert to buy or sell and 72 hours if he's talked about it on TV. It's more complicated than planning a free kick with Xavi and Iniesta but at least he is thinking! It's all to make sure his trades are smooth and he's not getting ahead of himself.

Disclaimer Alert: No Guarantees Just Like in Football!

Let's be clear this Investing Club doesn't guarantee profits. Which makes sense! In football you can be the best team but a missed penalty or a bit of bad luck can change everything. So invest wisely and don't blame me if your stocks don't perform like I do on the pitch!