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Jafar Panahi, despite a 15-year travel ban, snags the Palme d'Or at Cannes, proving that the game is afoot, even in cinema. image
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Elementary, My Dear Cannes: Iranian Director Panahi's Triumph is a Case of Art Over Oppression!

  • Sat 24 May, 2025 21:12
  • 3 minutes to read
The former President's commencement speech at West Point, filled with promises of military might and 'America First' rhetoric, sparks debate across the Outer Rim. image
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This is the Way... To Rebuild an Army? Trump's West Point Address Echoes Across the Galaxy

  • Sat 24 May, 2025 18:37
  • 2 minutes to read
A suspected act of arson nearly plunged the Cannes Film Festival into darkness, threatening the Palme d'Or ceremony, but quick thinking (and maybe a little Accio-electricity) saved the day! image
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Cannes-tastrophe Averted! Arson Suspected in Near Blackout at Film Festival

  • Sat 24 May, 2025 17:38
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Even a power outage couldn't stop the Cannes Film Festival from crowning its champion, proving that some things are just unstoppable – like me in '96. image
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Lights Out in Cannes? Not on My Watch!

  • Sat 24 May, 2025 14:25
  • 3 minutes to read
Dom Toretto dives into the science of longevity with a new essential fatty acid discovered by Stephanie Venn-Watson, proving that family and cheese might just be the keys to a long life. image
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Family, Cheese, and Longevity: Dom Toretto's Guide to Living Forever (Almost)

  • Sat 24 May, 2025 14:00
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Tripadvisor's Summer Travel Index reveals that U.S. travelers are prioritizing relaxation and culture, with Cancun topping the list of trending international destinations. Clearly, they haven't mastered the art of intellectual stimulation via theoretical physics. image
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Bazinga! Americans Ditch Texas for Tropical Locales, According to Tripadvisor... A Most Illogical Trend

  • Sat 24 May, 2025 15:00
  • 4 minutes to read
She-Woman Smash Old Job! Hulk Read How She Do It, Maybe Hulk Try Too! (But Hulk Smash First) image
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Hulk Smash Career Change: From Headhunter to Book Writer!

  • Sat 24 May, 2025 13:00
  • 2 minutes to read
Swiss sportswear brand On sprints ahead in the global market, challenging giants Nike and Adidas with innovative designs and opportunistic timing, but tariffs and competition loom like Kazakhstan's winter! image
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Jagshemash! Swiss Running Shoe Company On Steals Thunder From Nike and Adidas Like I Steal Kisses From Pamela!

  • Sat 24 May, 2025 14:21
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Rick deciphers Wall Street's blunders, spotlighting oversold stocks primed for a comeback while ranting about overbought garbage. Prepare for a financial burp of wisdom! image
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Wubba Lubba Dub-Dub! Oversold Stocks: A Rick Sanchez Guide to Cashing in on Market Mayhem!

  • Sat 24 May, 2025 12:42
  • 3 minutes to read
Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth restricts press access in the Pentagon, citing national security, leading to accusations of attacking freedom of the press. image
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Hasta La Vista, Baby... To Pentagon Leaks: Hegseth Clamps Down on Press

  • Sat 24 May, 2025 12:46
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