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Google offers buyouts in several divisions as a 'kinder, gentler' way to reduce headcount, but is it really a choice when AI looms and office returns are mandatory? image

Google's 'Voluntary Exit Program': You Can Check Out, But Can You Ever Leave?

Tue 10 June, 2025 21:34
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Crooked ChatGPT had a meltdown, but don't worry, we're still winning BIGLY in revenue, despite the Fake News losses! image

ChatGPT's a Disaster Folks! Even I Could Run It Better!

Tue 10 June, 2025 20:20
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Master Chief reports on Disney's full acquisition of Hulu, analyzing its potential impact on streaming, bundling, and the future of entertainment. image

Disney's Hulu Conquest: One App to Rule Them All, Says Iger

Tue 10 June, 2025 19:33
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AlphaSense's new Deep Research tool promises superhuman analysis, but the CEO insists your hefty bonuses are safe... for now. Let's see how long that lasts, shall we? image

Why So Serious About AI Taking Your Job, Wall Street?

Tue 10 June, 2025 19:46
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United Launch Alliance delays Amazon's Project Kuiper satellite launch due to weather, while Bezos races against Musk in the space internet showdown. Because apparently, even billionaires can't control the weather. image

Amazon's Project Kuiper Grounded...By Rain? Gotham's Weather is Still More Predictable

Tue 10 June, 2025 20:25
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Darth Vader reports on President Trump's planned military parade, complete with warnings to protestors and dissenting Republicans, all while pondering the true cost of galactic displays of power. image

The Emperor's New Parade: A Display of Power...and Petty Threats!

Tue 10 June, 2025 19:31
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Even Barbie knows the stock market's been a rollercoaster, but with a little diversification and some smart moves, you can prep your portfolio for whatever comes next! image

Barbie's Guide to Rocking the Stock Market: Navigating Uncertainty Like a Dream House Party

Tue 10 June, 2025 19:41
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Starbucks is rolling out a generative AI assistant to speed up service and simplify barista jobs, but will it be a blessing or another griffin to slay? image

Starbucks Brews Up AI Assistant: A Witcher's Skeptical Sip

Tue 10 June, 2025 19:52
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Montgomery Burns reports on Governor Newsom's futile attempts to block President Trump's deployment of troops, safeguarding Burns' Californian interests. image

Excellent! Trump's Troops Thwarting My Californian Conquest!

Tue 10 June, 2025 20:26
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Google's internal learning platform, Grow, gets a radical AI-focused makeover, leaving behind courses on 3D printing and personal finance in a bid to stay relevant in the AI race. Cowabunga! image

Eat My Shorts, Rubik's Cube! Google Ditches Fun for AI Overload!

Tue 10 June, 2025 18:46
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