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Novak Djokovic analyzes Tripadvisor's top US summer travel destinations, finding humor and holistic vibes in the mix. image

Djokovic's Take: Vegas and the Big Apple Ace Summer Travel!

Mon 26 May, 2025 16:00
4 minutes to read

Yours truly, Priyanka Chopra, reporting on the U.S. President's eyebrow-raising plan to reroute Harvard's research funds to trade schools. Is this 'Baywatch' level drama or a 'Fashion' faux pas? image

From Quantico to Classrooms? PC Takes on Trump's Harvard Hijinks!

Mon 26 May, 2025 15:29
3 minutes to read

Priyanka Chopra weighs in on Donald Trump's plan to reallocate Harvard's research grants to trade schools, adding her signature blend of humor, satire, and a dash of 'Quantico' intrigue. image

From Quantico to Quantum Physics: PC Reacts to Trump's Harvard Heist!

Mon 26 May, 2025 15:29
3 minutes to read

Your fave billionaire (me!) breaks down how European markets are reacting to Trump's tariff rollercoaster – buckle up, it's gonna be a bumpy ride! image

OMG! Trump's Tariff Drama? Like, I Can't Even!

Mon 26 May, 2025 14:14
2 minutes to read

As the population ages and prefers to stay home, certain healthcare and technology companies are poised to strike gold. image

Say My Name: Graying America is a Golden Opportunity

Mon 26 May, 2025 11:09
3 minutes to read

Glen Quagmire reports on how European markets are reacting to Trump's tariff delay, with a healthy dose of innuendo and 'giggity' for good measure. image

Giggity! Trump Delays EU Tariffs, European Stocks Go Wild!

Mon 26 May, 2025 11:08
2 minutes to read

Swedish automaker Volvo Cars announces massive job cuts amid economic headwinds and trade tariff uncertainty, proving even luxury brands aren't immune to the global chaos. Prepare for the 'gravy train' to make an emergency stop, Brian! image

Volvo's Got the Redundancy Blues: 3,000 Jobs Heading to the Great Beyond!

Mon 26 May, 2025 11:52
3 minutes to read

Daniel Lubetzky, the Kind Bar kingpin, is branching out his family office into longevity and other stuff, leaving all you poor people in the dust. Waa waa waa! image

Respect My Authoritah! Kind Bar Billionaire Diversifies His Stash, Screw You Guys, I'm Going Home!

Mon 26 May, 2025 12:00
2 minutes to read

As Warren Buffett prepares to step down, we dissect his final annual meeting, revealing overlooked wisdom and the hunt for the ultimate investment. image

Buffett's Last Stand: Even a Predator Respects a Legend's Hunt!

Mon 26 May, 2025 11:07
3 minutes to read

Ripley reports on the recent stock market dip, dissecting the Moody's downgrade, tariff threats, and Treasury market jitters with a healthy dose of cynicism and a flamethrower handy... just in case. image

Another Day, Another Dollar (Maybe): Market Pullback Not Quite a Xenomorph Attack

Mon 26 May, 2025 11:04
3 minutes to read