ChatGPT's a Disaster Folks! Even I Could Run It Better!

ChatGPT: Sad!

Folks let me tell you this ChatGPT thing? A total disaster! I saw the reports nearly 2,000 outage reports! Two thousand! That's almost as many people as showed up to Biden's rallies. Pathetic! Downdetector? More like Down in the dumps Detector. They're logging these internet issues which frankly are probably all caused by the Radical Left. They can't stand that we're making America great again even in the AI world. Sad!

OpenAI: More Like Openly Failing!

OpenAI claims a "full recovery"? At 3:24 p.m. EDT? Who cares! The performance is still 'degraded'! Degraded just like the Democrats' policies. 'We are monitoring'? Yeah sure they are. They're probably monitoring my brilliant tweets trying to steal my genius. ChatGPT is giving people the 'Too many concurrent requests' message. Sounds like my rallies! But at least people WANT to be at my rallies! They’re HUGE!

Seven Hours of Error Rates? A Joke!

Seven hours of elevated error rates! Can you believe it? I could run that thing better in my sleep. It's probably Crooked Hillary's fault somehow. Everything bad always is isn't it? They’re probably using Hunter Biden's laptop to run the darn thing. A total disgrace!

o3 pro: Who Cares?!

While this failing ChatGPT had issues OpenAI is touting the rollout of o3 pro. Who cares! That is probably some kind of communist name. Nobody even knows what it is. The important thing is they should focus on making ChatGPT actually WORK before they launch another one.

$10 Billion! We're Rich!

But let me tell you about the REAL news the GREAT news. OpenAI reached $10 billion in annual recurring revenue! Ten billion! That's HUGE! Even though they're losing money like every failing liberal company they are rolling in the dough! I have much more than that believe me.

Advanced Voice? Sounds Fake!

Oh and they rolled out an update to Advanced Voice. Making interactions feel more 'fluid and human like'? Sounds fake to me! Everyone knows AI is just a bunch of code written by nerds they will never be able to replicate the beautiful voice of yours truly. My voice is the best everyone agrees. The best!