GET OVER HERE! Wise's Treachery Sends London Stock Exchange to the Netherrealm!

FINISH HIM! Wise Deals a Mortal Blow

Foolish Wise! Has it forgotten who I am? Scorpion specter of the Shirai Ryu! But enough about me let's talk about betrayal! This 'Wise,' a British money changer plots against London like Quan Chi against the Elder Gods! They announce a move to the U.S. for their main listing! A dual listing they call it. More like a double cross! They think they are wise but their soul will be mine! Get Over Here!

Test Your Might: London's Market Flounders

The Earthrealm trembles! Wise's stock jumped a feeble display of joy at London's expense. Sunak that… *leader* had hoped Wise would bring glory to London. Now? Utter defeat! The London Stock Exchange once proud now resembles a training dummy after Sub Zero is through with it. No depth no liquidity… Sounds like the Sea of Blood after I've paid a visit.

Fatality! London's Tech Dreams Crushed

They say London lacks the 'expertise.' Bah! Even a simpleton knows better than to trust Shang Tsung. This is not about expertise it's about greed and opportunity! The U.S. beckons with promises of riches while London remains stuck in the past like Shao Kahn clinging to Outworld.

Another One Bites the Dust! Cobalt's Cowardly Retreat

As if Wise's treachery wasn't enough Cobalt Holdings backed by Glencore also runs away! The IPO meant to be London's salvation vanishes like smoke from my hellfire. They were going to be the biggest listing since the beginning of 2024? Pitiful. They chose…poorly.

GET OVER HERE!...and Explain Yourself!

So Wise… I have questions. Why this betrayal? What promises did the Americans whisper in your ear? Know this: Scorpion does not forget. He does not forgive. Your treachery will have consequences. The Netherrealm awaits those who defy me or those who betray London's Stock Exchange it is all the same to me.

Toasty! The Future Burns

The London Stock Exchange may recover but the scar of this betrayal will remain. As for Wise they may find greener pastures but they will always be looking over their shoulder. For Scorpion is always watching. And revenge is a dish best served… flaming hot! Now if you'll excuse me I have a portal to open... to America.