Elon Musk DITCHES Trump! Is Tesla CEO DONE with Government?

Musk's Government Gig: One Ugly Mother...

Hrrr HRR! This Musk creature he's been playing in the mud with the big loud human Trump. Seems he's been slashing and burning at something called DOGE – a department of government efficiency. But even the mightiest hunter can't juggle plasma cannons and political games at the same time! 'If it bleeds we can kill it,' right? Well Tesla bleeds red ink it seems. Hrrr HRR!

Tesla's Tumble: No Time for Games

The little Tesla's stock is plummeting like a trophy skull from a Yautja Prime's mantlepiece! Down 40%! A 20% drop in automotive revenue and a 71% drop in net income like a direct hit from my plasma caster! Musk says he'll spend less time with Trump's DOGE after May. 'I'm gonna make you hurt real bad.' Musk might be saying this to his failing company.

Protests and Problems: The Heat is On!

Humans make strange noises when they are not happy! These… protests they say Tesla is wounded by Chinese competition aging tech and Musk's odd friendship with Trump and some Germans. Musk blames 'fraudulent money' fueling the resistance claims it is an 'organized' attack. Maybe they are not fans of the click click sound of my mask while looking at the ugly faces of humans protesting.

DOGE's Deeds: Savings or Slaughter?

This DOGE claimed to save 160 billion credits but some humans are questioning the numbers! Like a cloaked hunter these claims disappear... Savings have been challenged and deleted. Meanwhile Tesla is losing more credits then all humans can count! 'You are one ugly motherfucker,' I mutter to myself watching this human chaos.

The White House 'Special': Just a Temporary Trophy?

Musk was a 'special government employee.' Sounds fancy but its just a title not a Predator trophy. Government says he was only expected to work 130 days or less which is coming up. This is when the hunt ends and the Predator returns home for more hunts!

Carnage Across Agencies: The Hunt Spreads

Job cuts everywhere! IRS National Park Service all sorts of agencies. Even claims of the DOGE rearranging furniture like a pack of bored Xenomorphs! 'Get to the chopper!' I yell as I hear that Musk is losing control of everything as the human world crumbles down around him. 'The jungle... it came alive and took him.'