AMD Shares Soar! Bean's Brilliant Investment Strategy Revealed?

Chip Ahoy! My Investment!

Right then! You wouldn't believe it but I Mr. Bean may be onto something with this "AMD" business. Apparently those clever folk who make the blinky things inside computers have made some new ones and everyone's gone a bit bonkers! It's like when I found that extra sausage roll – pure joy! The shares have gone up almost 10%! Now I just need to remember where I put my savings… probably best not to tell Teddy he gets ideas.

The Magic Box of Tricks!

They're calling these new chips "AI" things which I believe stands for 'Absolutely Incredible!' or maybe 'Artificial Intelligence.' Whatever it is it sounds like the sort of thing that could make toast for me without me having to burn it. CEO Lisa Su (a very clever lady I imagine) showed off a rack of these things called a Helios and apparently it's quite the whiz bang! Like when I connected all the extension cords to watch television. It worked.... eventually.

Teddy Approves (Maybe)

Someone called Sam Altman – I assume he's important maybe a cousin of Mr. Tibbs the cat from next door – said the new chips sounded 'totally crazy.' That's high praise indeed! Even Teddy seemed impressed though he mostly just stared blankly as usual. The Analysts whoever they are seem to think it's good too! Like my driving skills I guess. Mostly good mostly.

China Crisis? Never Mind!

There was some mention of sending these chips to China but then something about rules and regulations. Sounds like a lot of bother! I once tried to post Teddy to myself for a holiday; it didn't go down too well. Hopefully these 'charges' won't affect the price of my beans. That's the important thing.

Ka Ching! More for Jelly Babies?

The financial wizards at "Piper Sandler" (sounds like a musical sweet!) have even upped their price target! Apparently each AMD share is now worth £110 (or in their words $140). That's enough for a LOT of jelly babies! And maybe a new steering wheel for my Mini since the old one keeps falling off. 'Mr. Bean' always prevails.

The Future is Now! (Or Soon)

So there you have it. AMD AI and a potential fortune for Mr. Bean! Now if you'll excuse me I need to find my broker... and remember what a 'broker' actually does. I'm still in the very early innings of being rich.