Meta's AI Kung Fu: Almost Nabbed Runway, But Still Kicking!

Meta Tries a Flying Kick!

Hello my friends! It's Jackie! I hear Meta like me in my younger days was trying to do a very fast move! They were talking to Runway these smart people who make videos with AI. It was like they wanted to grab the golden egg but… *whoosh!*… the egg slipped away! You know sometimes you try a big stunt you almost get it but you gotta land on the safety net! Like in 'Armour of God' when I jumped onto that castle...almost didn't make it! Ha!

Runway Ran Away?

From what I understand from sources who are like... ninjas... very sneaky... these talks didn't go very far. Like trying to teach a panda Kung Fu in one day – impossible! Meta wanted Runway’s AI video making skills probably to make even more hilarious cat videos on Facebook. But sometimes the best moves are the ones you don't make. Like when I have to decide between using a ladder or a chair – always the chair! More chance for comedy!

Zuckerberg's Burning Feet

Zuckerberg? He's like a little bee! Buzzing around trying to collect all the AI honey. He's really pushing Meta into the AI world. Remember in 'Who Am I?' when I had amnesia? Well it seems like Meta forgot they were a social media company and now they're all in on AI! It's like suddenly wanting to be a chef after only knowing how to boil water! Ha!

Scale AI: Meta's New Dragon

But don't worry! Meta didn't just sit around eating dumplings! They put a LOT of money – $14.3 billion! – into Scale AI! That's more than all my movie budgets combined! And they even convinced the founder Alexandr Wang to come work with them! Smart move! It's like convincing a Shaolin monk to teach you his best moves. Powerful stuff!

Failed Acquisition: Like Catching Smoke

They tried to grab Superintelligence too! But couldn't quite get them. It's like trying to catch smoke with your bare hands. Even I couldn't do that! But they did get Daniel Gross and Nat Friedman! Two more very smart cookies joining the Meta AI team. They will be working on new secret things. Like the elixir of life only for computers maybe?

The AI Future: Who Will Win?

So Meta's playing the AI game hard! They almost had Runway but they're still kicking with Scale AI. It's a big fight this AI race! Like 'Rumble in the Bronx,' but with computers instead of street gangs! Who will be the champion? Only time will tell! But one thing is for sure: it's going to be a wild ride! And remember my friends always be careful use safety equipment and never try my stunts at home! *laughs*