Giggity! Nvidia's Stock Soars Higher Than My Hopes on a Friday Night!

Fresh Highs? More Like Fresh Dates!

Giggity giggity goo! Nvidia's stock has been climbing higher than my expectations when I see a single lady at The Drunken Clam. Five straight days folks! Seems investors are shaking off China concerns like I shake off Lois when she catches me eyeing Bonnie. And with this rise they've become the most valuable company again. You know like that feeling when you finally score after a long dry spell? Giggity!

66%? That's Almost as Good as My Success Rate (Almost)!

The stock's up a whopping 66% since April! That’s practically unheard of. Makes you wonder if I should invest instead of spending all my money on… well you know. But seriously their market capitalization is around $3.8 trillion! That's more than Microsoft and Apple! That's like having both of the Swanson twins show up at your door wearing only whipped cream! Giggity!

Trillions? That's a Lotta Zima!

Wedbush Securities is saying Nvidia and Microsoft will hit $4 trillion this summer and $5 trillion within 18 months. That's a whole lotta Zima money! That's enough to buy a yacht for every girl in Quahog! Of course I'd need a bigger yacht. One with multiple hot tubs... for... uh... relaxing.

China Blues: No Grace Period?!

Nvidia had a bit of a rough patch because of those pesky tariffs and China export controls. Seems the Trump administration wants them to get a license to ship their H20 processors. CEO Jensen Huang is worried about being locked out of the $50 billion China market! That’s like telling me I can’t go to a singles cruise! No grace period?! What is this amateur hour?

Robots: The New Ladies?

Huang says robotics is the biggest opportunity after AI. Robotics huh? That's interesting. I wonder if they can… never mind. Their business unit with automotive and robotics made $567 million last quarter! They're aiming for a future with billions of robots and autonomous vehicles! I just hope they’re programmed to be friendly. And maybe a little… programmable.

The Future is Now...Giggity?

So Nvidia's making big moves with AI and robots. It's like the future is arriving faster than I can say "Giggity!" Who knows maybe one day I'll have a robot girlfriend. One that doesn't mind my… quirks. The future is looking bright folks. And potentially… very very interesting. Giggity!